I'm happy to be whatever you NEED most,to salve your Realities,as you emit that High Pitched Nasal Whine...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Pardon wares that exist,as you Lick Windows and "live" vicariously,glued to my EVERY word and Splendid Pixel. Hint.
Fortunately for you,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Perhaps cite how many times a day you think about me and the duration(s) of same,along with what I'm wearing? Hint.
Bless your poor poor(literally) heart.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!..............