A Scot who lived on a loch
Had holes up the length of his cock
When he got an erection
He could play a selection
Of Johann Sebastian Bach

Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester

"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

WS