A few years back my wife got me a gift (lobotomy and penis reduction, along with fat implants throughout my body) and I reciprocated with a trip to Hawaii. My wife hates seafood and wanted a steak for our first night but no one had steaks (this was during Covid).
So the next day I decided I'd go hunting to give my bride the steak she wanted. She had no idea that I put my life on the line to get her a steak.
Here it is.