It’s becoming hard to select a winner for our top category. We’re not sure if our collective membership has all just reached a level of heightened intelligence with no clear winner easily chosen.

Yeah, that must be it - We’re all just as smart as Flave. It sure took us all long enough to catch up to him. All hail Flavor!

And now for the award for ‘The Smartest Man on Fire’

But first…We just received an urgent update with breaking news! We have just been informed that our secure ballot counting machines have somehow squirted out a brand new, single ballot winner for a category we didn’t plan to include.

Ballot regulations say we must submit to the members any new category and provide an award for it.

Here goes…* The Member most likely to get Pregnant by Johnny Burns *

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And the winner is rcamuglia. Congratulations to both John and Ric. 🍾🎈


Fück and Finally….* The Award for the Smartest Man on Fire *

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And the winner is Mr. John Burns. Congratulations to you buddy, you read the science and knew you’d clean house with award wins. You Rock!

This will bring us to a close of the 2022 Beaver Awards. This might be our last year, so we all hope you enjoyed yourselves and your winners for 2022.

-Beav Out!


Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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