Back in the 90's when the Cornhusker's actually had a football team there was a radio show in Omaha that had a daily caller. I'm pretty sure the guy was an addict, but he was funny as hell and a die hard Husker fan. Anyway, the guy died at a young age and really had no family so the hosts of the show paid to have him cremated.

Memorial stadium was under renovation at the time so those crazy bastids donned hard hats walked in like workers and spread the ashes in the North end zone. All was well until they went back on the show and talked about it. As I remember the University of Nebraska filed charges against the radio show for everything from trespassing to improper disposal of a body. I never did hear how it came out in the end.

Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor.

I tried going vegan, but then realized it was a big missed steak.