Knew a guy while I was in the Navy, named Rich Nickel. His sister was Penny Nickel.
Knew another redneck who had Bobby Joe on his Birth Certificate. Not Robert Joseph.
Girl working at a truck stop was Tifney. I guess they wanted Tiffany spelled phonetically.
GA cop turned truck driver said he arrested a mother and the daughters names were La mon ja low and Or an ja low. When he asked for spelling it was Lemonjello and Orangejello.


Some is Good---More is Better----Too Much is Just Right