We had a newbie at deer camp a couple of years ago. I took the opportunity to write a piece for the occasion:
If I were the new guy at camp

Our fellow had been the quintessential Buckless Youper. We helped him get his first buck. He was over the moon.
Sadly, our young prospect got henpecked and left a bunch of his gear out in the field and did not return this year.

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