Lead story last night at 6:30 on ABC News with David Muir. And it was a five-minute story.

THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END IT IS SMOKY IN NEW YORK!

Towards the end of the piece, they admitted that, staying outside all day in Manhattan would equal smoking 1/2 pack of cigarettes. Not a big deal if you are rational.

And of course, they blamed it on climate change.