Standing in line to get on the bus (and actually paying). Numb nuts wait until they get on the bus to fish for their Metrocard or change.
Waiting in line while Lawanda or Sally mae chews the fat with her cousin the cashier.
We run a club/pistol range. It's $3 to shoot all day long. Pinky ring types show up with $100 bills. We usually send them to the cash machine in the bar. They gotta pay the $2.35 for a withdrawal .
People running red lights. I pray for a TBONE by a garbage truck.
Originally Posted by longarm
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Dumbfugks that are surprised that after being rung up in the check out line they have to pay. Really you mouth-breathing fugkwit? You worked your way to the register from 5 customers deep, stood in line for 5 minutes while some goddam waterhead tried to find pink grapfruit on the code sheet, let her finish ringing everything up, then you decide to fumble fugk your way through your fifty five gallon purse to look for your check book. Go jam a glowing hot fire poker up your pisshole you hideous holstein.
I read the thread title and this very thing was the first I thought of.. but I don't think I would have come up with that language to describe it! Funny as h3ll
