Parking way out in a parking lot and some jackwad parks right next to me. Have to squeeze my ass through my door so I don’t bang their door. My buddy had it happen to him in a Walmart parking lot. Guy was out of his car talking on the phone. Buddy asked him to move his car. Guy flipped him off. Wrong thing to do, Buddy layed him out.
I had forgotten that one.
Dodge Ram Crew cab towing 18' jon boat, so I parked way out, 90* to and across parking stripes, right at the end of the lane, with 7 or 8 empty spots just ahead, many more on other lanes.
In pulls a white BMW with CA plates, couple both dressed all in white. So close in front of my grill the woman could barely squeeze out. As they walked away I lowered my window and shouted "Hey" gesturing to his car.
He threw up his hands in a "What" motion and waked away.
I had to back up to get out of there.
Tempted, I was! All those keys on my ring, but no guts.
