Ooohh-- he threw a change-up! The batter expected a Golden Grizz and swung at air! (That's dandy, KY.)
I hear you on the same ol'. Some people can do it. I once overheard a flyshop clerk who also tied to order, rattling off multiple-dozens he'd been tying for a customer, with no implication that he was soul-weary from it. I'm not one of those people!