I'd wager you don't bat 50%. Bless your heart.
You sound like a Big Schtick clone with a bad attitude and too much time on your hand's to waste until your next rectal adventure and then you will dis-appear for 6 to 9 month's at a time.....gettin old.
Anybody wanna' take bets as to how long before he self-destructs again here? Either way you can bet it'll be PDQ. It's really kinduva' shame too, 'cause the guy's got a lot of firearms knowledge...but honestly, he's just too friggin' wierd.