To use a plate I'd of had to eat early. And then I'd be hungry too soon in the afternoon. Then I'd get grumpy and snippy at work. Then I'd start shouting. Then I'd have a headache from not eating for so long and from arguing with everybody and because I generally don't breathe enough when I shout. When my head starts hurting real bad I get nauseated. Then I'd have to close my eyes and take Excedrin before I drove home. Which would make me late getting home and I wouldn't get to see the kids before they got to bed. Which would make me resent ever shooting the stupid thing to begin with and I'd probably never participate in one of these again.
So I just grabbed a target off the stack and used it instead.
Reading that I got the sickening feeling that we were once married.
Absolutely the two funniest posts of the year on 24hourcampfire!!! My wife loved them too!! "...I generally don't breathe enough when I shout..." Oh my!
My wife loved them too!! "...I generally don't breathe enough when I shout..." Oh my!
