Y'know, I have a bit of a problem with our society's double standards on the display of men's vs women's bodies.

All these beach volleyball and track gals strutting around with their panties up their asses and being applauded for it is fine and dandy, yet people get their knickers in a twist if a man plays basketball with shorts above his knees. WTF?

Anyways, that has nothing to do with the fact that I am THOROUGHLY enjoying the fine visual displays of female pelvic anatomy we're being treated to at this year's Olympic Games. Just an irrelevant observation.

"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars