At least Swampman is consistent, "Everything but Remington is junk so I don't own anything else because it's all junk but I know all about it, it's junk, even though I wouldn't own any of that junk, just ask me, it's junk, What was the question? "
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them. You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend." Isak Dinesen