I had an ex-girlfriend who did payroll for many hospitals, doctors, and clinics. The doctors monthly bonus (Not wage.)at clinics was greater than the average yearly salary of individuals in the county. I also have plenty of friends who work in the hospitals who make $80,000.00 plus, far from store clerk wages.

But if I'm full of it then you should become a retail clerk.

I am 100% against waterboarding. Splatter their brains out the back of their heads.