NOTHING! and I mean NOTHING! like that around here.
Well then, be a problem solver, my man.
http://www.inspiredtaste.net/4307/vietnamese-soup-pho/If you get the gumption to give it a whirl, but have trouble finding any ingredients (spices, rice noodles, sprouts or whatever), just hit me. I'd be happy to two day anything you can't find. All I need in return is a couple of pics and a report of how you made out. Serious offer.