wife asks me; why's the yard not mowed?

me; it's that freakin Northern Dave honey, between the road runner and camp Chickenbuck I can't get a damn thing done around here, I swear that boy would be lost without my advice. I have to watch him like a hawk.

when a woman rolls her eyes does that mean she's been placated?


cool project, gonna be a fun ride I betcha


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.