I got one the next house down the street, he's a real douche. Not from jersey though. He's from florida. I have been to florida twice and never met a dik but nearly every floridian I have met here has been a douche big enuff to cleanse a whale's vagina. He's got one strike against him, two more I'm gonna break his jaw. I don't want to but that's up to him.

Bad neighbors suck. Hope all works out without you having to bitchslap him.

Last edited by seal_billy; 09/22/14.

Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.

You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner