Crack open a Torpedo and call that wimpy. Before you blackout.
Torpedo really isn't even in the running at only 7.2% ABV. When you really want to get going, start with Stone Brewing's Double Bastard (11.0% ABV). It goes up from there. Hell, there are some micro-breweries out there at are - no schit - brewing Imperial IPAs, quadruple IPAs, and other ridiculousness that are over 100 PROOF.
