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A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE, THAT READ: We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.";
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.";
On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.";
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.";
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout.";
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts.";
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.";
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push.";
At a Car Dealership; "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.";
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.";
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!";
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted”.
"In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.";
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.";
At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills.";
In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.";
And DEFINITELY the best one for last.; Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Ranger
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My dog is a member of the "Turd Like Clan"
Covert Trail Cameras are JUNK
3 Time Dinkathon Champion #DinkGOAT
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Local muffler shop in town sez, "Our business is exhausting"..
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69 Pro-Constitution. LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Campfire Outfitter
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"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
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Campfire Outfitter
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Tire company here in town: If It's In Stock We Have It
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Car dealership's TV ad: "Too busy to make it in for our sale? Send in your wife, and we'll dicker!"
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Oracle
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Beauty shop:
If your hair isn't becoming to you, you should be coming to us.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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street sign leading into local cemetery "Dead End"
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Beauty shop:
If your hair isn't becoming to you, you should be coming to us. That was the Style-Right Shoe Company of Storm Lake, Iowa's motto, (shoes, instead of hair) as iterated by its ace salesman, Walter O'Reilly.
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Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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At a nearby fuel and convenience mart with a grill in back:
"Eat at xxxx xxxxx's and get gas".
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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Outlaw motorcycle club bike shop- " We cheat the other guy so we can pass the savings on to you."
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Septic pumper truck-
A royal flush beats a full house every time.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Ranger
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Kingman Kansas once had a mechanic shop called "Beatem and Cheatum".
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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Campfire Ranger
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Septic pumper truck-
A royal flush beats a full house every time. ... Pumping and thawing ...have hose will travel!
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Septic Company called Honey Dipper You dump it, we pump it
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Campfire Oracle
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Beauty shop:
If your hair isn't becoming to you, you should be coming to us. That was the Style-Right Shoe Company of Storm Lake, Iowa's motto, (shoes, instead of hair) as iterated by its ace salesman, Walter O'Reilly. I'll take your word for that John. I just remember reading it in Reader's Digest or some such.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Septic Company called Honey Dipper You dump it, we pump it Never had the nerve to do it but my friend and I thought about making up bumper stickers for the porta potty service trucks that came to our job sites. We were going to slap this on the back of the tank when he was busy working: Your s--t is our bread and butter. Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Campfire Kahuna
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I remember seeing a truck in England years ago. It was hauling manure and the sign on the door was 'Abner Smith, Muckshifter'.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Septic pumping truck in my area
Caution filled with "Political Promise"
Dean
RUMs are like woman in Stiletto heals, you know they are going to put you in the poor house, but that has never stopped anyone from pursuing them.
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