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Signs from all over #10962825 02/15/16 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL T LEE OP Campfire Kahuna OP T LEE Campfire Kahuna Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE, THAT READ: We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."; On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place."; On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."; On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."; At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout."; On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."; In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."; On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."; At a Car Dealership; "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."; Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."; In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"; At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted”. "In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."; In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."; At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills."; In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."; And DEFINITELY the best one for last.; Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you! Old cat turd! "Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison. I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10962850 02/15/16 Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 25,840 Western N.Y. D dvdegeorge Campfire Ranger dvdegeorge Campfire Ranger D Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 25,840 Western N.Y. My dog is a member of the "Turd Like Clan" Covert Trail Cameras are JUNK 3 Time Dinkathon Champion #DinkGOAT

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10963211 02/15/16 Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 59,154 Likes: 2 WI. R Redneck Campfire Kahuna Redneck Campfire Kahuna R Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 59,154 Likes: 2 WI. Local muffler shop in town sez, "Our business is exhausting".. Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69 Pro-Constitution. LET'S GO BRANDON!!!

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10963254 02/15/16 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,852 The RED part of MD S StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,852 The RED part of MD "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10963270 02/15/16 Joined: May 2010 Posts: 14,953 Likes: 1 Central Texas P poboy Campfire Outfitter poboy Campfire Outfitter P Joined: May 2010 Posts: 14,953 Likes: 1 Central Texas Tire company here in town: If It's In Stock We Have It --- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10963438 02/16/16 Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 38,870 Likes: 2 South of Minnesota 5sdad Campfire 'Bwana 5sdad Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 38,870 Likes: 2 South of Minnesota Car dealership's TV ad: "Too busy to make it in for our sale? Send in your wife, and we'll dicker!" Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile. Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe) Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10964544 02/16/16 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 15,673 Likes: 1 ms N navlav8r Campfire Ranger navlav8r Campfire Ranger N Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 15,673 Likes: 1 ms Those are all good! NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10964702 02/16/16 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,211 Likes: 10 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,211 Likes: 10 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Beauty shop: If your hair isn't becoming to you, you should be coming to us. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10964722 02/16/16 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,489 a swamp in eastern n.c. 1 1beaver_shooter Campfire Regular 1beaver_shooter Campfire Regular 1 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,489 a swamp in eastern n.c. street sign leading into local cemetery "Dead End" there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian

Re: Signs from all over ironbender #10964773 02/16/16 Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 38,870 Likes: 2 South of Minnesota 5sdad Campfire 'Bwana 5sdad Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 38,870 Likes: 2 South of Minnesota Originally Posted by ironbender Beauty shop: If your hair isn't becoming to you, you should be coming to us. That was the Style-Right Shoe Company of Storm Lake, Iowa's motto, (shoes, instead of hair) as iterated by its ace salesman, Walter O'Reilly. Last edited by 5sdad; 02/16/16. Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile. Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe) Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10965053 02/16/16 Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 17,048 A sandy knoll, Archerhunter Campfire Ranger Archerhunter Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 17,048 A sandy knoll, At a nearby fuel and convenience mart with a grill in back: "Eat at xxxx xxxxx's and get gas". BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME! "When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10965186 02/16/16 Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 163 Nebraska Sandhills Grizzley4570 Campfire Member Grizzley4570 Campfire Member Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 163 Nebraska Sandhills Outlaw motorcycle club bike shop- " We cheat the other guy so we can pass the savings on to you."

Re: Signs from all over Grizzley4570 #10965492 02/16/16 Joined: May 2011 Posts: 56,299 Likes: 9 Oregon Fireball2 Campfire Kahuna Fireball2 Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2011 Posts: 56,299 Likes: 9 Oregon Septic pumper truck- A royal flush beats a full house every time. _______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack LOL

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10965586 02/16/16 Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 17,048 A sandy knoll, Archerhunter Campfire Ranger Archerhunter Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 17,048 A sandy knoll, Kingman Kansas once had a mechanic shop called "Beatem and Cheatum". BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME! "When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress

Re: Signs from all over Fireball2 #10965601 02/16/16 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,369 907novacancynenana atvalaska Campfire Ranger atvalaska Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,369 907novacancynenana Originally Posted by Fireball2 Septic pumper truck- A royal flush beats a full house every time. ... Pumping and thawing ...have hose will travel! I work harder than a ugly stripper....

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10966080 02/16/16 Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 238 SE PA H Heavyjim Campfire Member Heavyjim Campfire Member H Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 238 SE PA Septic Company called Honey Dipper You dump it, we pump it Last edited by Heavyjim; 02/16/16.

Re: Signs from all over 5sdad #10966090 02/16/16 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,211 Likes: 10 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,211 Likes: 10 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Originally Posted by 5sdad Originally Posted by ironbender Beauty shop: If your hair isn't becoming to you, you should be coming to us. That was the Style-Right Shoe Company of Storm Lake, Iowa's motto, (shoes, instead of hair) as iterated by its ace salesman, Walter O'Reilly. I'll take your word for that John. I just remember reading it in Reader's Digest or some such. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Signs from all over Heavyjim #10966097 02/16/16 Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 45,145 North East Urth Valsdad Campfire 'Bwana Valsdad Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 45,145 North East Urth Originally Posted by Heavyjim Septic Company called Honey Dipper You dump it, we pump it Never had the nerve to do it but my friend and I thought about making up bumper stickers for the porta potty service trucks that came to our job sites. We were going to slap this on the back of the tank when he was busy working: Your s--t is our bread and butter. Geno The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni) member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10966338 02/16/16 Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,370 Likes: 1 Filer, ID Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,370 Likes: 1 Filer, ID I remember seeing a truck in England years ago. It was hauling manure and the sign on the door was 'Abner Smith, Muckshifter'. “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.

Re: Signs from all over T LEE #10966512 02/16/16 Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,372 Frostproof FL granitestate1 Campfire Regular granitestate1 Campfire Regular Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,372 Frostproof FL Septic pumping truck in my area Caution filled with "Political Promise" Dean RUMs are like woman in Stiletto heals, you know they are going to put you in the poor house, but that has never stopped anyone from pursuing them.