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I just went ahead and quit drinking for two years on my 21 st birthday.
prayers for all involved in this.
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[the member formerly known as fluffy}
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Haven't had more than 3 beers at a sitting since my fall crop came in... things are mighty civilized in Oregon these days. 
The CENTER will hold.
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FÜCK PUTIN!
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I wasn't going to bring this up publicly but for whatever reason this thread seems like the proper venue.
A couple years ago Flave was traveling through and ended up crashing at my house. I thought all was fine until the next day when my wife noticed that one of our decorative couch pillows was missing.
(we are talking like a $35 pillow from Pier One, not some cheap chit...)
Sure enough, we reviewed our security camera footage and Flave not only stuffed the pillow into his backpack but he had also masturbated on it the night before.
I still think of him as a brother, I mean what the hell right? I'm crying here! I know what it's like to lose a good pillow. caught him on the nanny cam good on ya Sammo cattle rancher by day Columbo by night you know if you get that pillow back and smooth out some of those stitches you could always add "pillow pimp" to your resume
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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I thought the Hi I'm Dong thread was much funnier, but this one has had a couple of moments!!
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A couple years ago Flave was traveling through and ended up crashing at my house.
Sure enough, we reviewed our security camera footage and Flave not only stuffed the pillow into his backpack but he had also masturbated on it the night before.
Was there an 8x10 picture of you on the end table of the couch he slept on?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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A couple years ago Flave was traveling through and ended up crashing at my house.
Sure enough, we reviewed our security camera footage and Flave not only stuffed the pillow into his backpack but he had also masturbated on it the night before.
Was there an 8x10 picture of you on the end table of the couch he slept on? Just looked and that is missing as well. Damn you Flave!
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Me
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I wasn't going to bring this up publicly but for whatever reason this thread seems like the proper venue.
A couple years ago Flave was traveling through and ended up crashing at my house. I thought all was fine until the next day when my wife noticed that one of our decorative couch pillows was missing.
(we are talking like a $35 pillow from Pier One, not some cheap chit...)
Sure enough, we reviewed our security camera footage and Flave not only stuffed the pillow into his backpack but he had also masturbated on it the night before.
I still think of him as a brother, I mean what the hell right? Thanks for the humor Sam. I could use more of this, and less of the bullschit. Travis I have not found you objectionable...best of luck with your quest.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Never figured Flave as one for pillow talk.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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More cushion for the pushin'?
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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.............don't even want to know how you came across that............ 
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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I'm beginning to understand how so many of the members here have been taken in by Trump. If this was meant as a slap at Travis it was tasteless, poorly timed and gutless. The man made a sincere apology, and while I hope I'm misinterpreting your comment, I think what you said was a very poor choice of words.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Congratulations on your brave self assessment and frankness. Stay strong.
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I can't believe some are still buying into this [bleep].
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I'm beginning to understand how so many of the members here have been taken in by Trump. If this was meant as a slap at Travis it was tasteless, poorly timed and gutless. The man made a sincere apology, and while I hope I'm misinterpreting your comment, I think what you said was a very poor choice of words. You are. the slap is on the other end.
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My pappy always said about visiting. "Cut a hole in the mattress and come in the spring!"
"Shoot low sheriff, I think he's riding a shetland!" B. Wills
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All those calves and he buggered a pillow? Lazy bastid must be a govt. employee.
The party never ends.
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Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
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Never figured Flave as one for pillow talk. Who said he talked to it? Did Sam have audio on that video, too?  Ed
"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
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Man am I glad I missed most of this thread!
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