So predictable it's boring. Come on Clark, you need to up your game.
How bout jail time? Assault with a deadly weapon with some supporting media releases, house fire, wife murdered, children kidnapped, paralyzed from the neck down, severed appendage, burned head, grossly disfigured by an industrial accident, parents taken hostage by the Mexican drug cartels, airplane crash, tornado, sister abducted by bright lights, something.
Tree stand fell with you in it, hit by a car, struck by lightning, piano fell out a 4th story window on your head, car crushed by a meteor, attacked by grizzly bear while paintballing him drunk, crashing a college party and getting busted for contributing to the delinquency of a minor, gas explosion at home, welding accident, spear through your head, gangrene of the penis, frostbite, spontaneous combustion, poltergeist in the house, rat invasion, insurance fraud, federal arrest warrant, loss of swimming pool privileges, something.
This one deserves mention. I laughed so hard it hurt.
I wouldn't use any of these, we'll be watching for them.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
Now where is mojo, we need to talk about that review. I'm not happy about that.
Speaking of "lighten the Fug up", I can't think of a better reason for reinstating waterboarding. In fact, if the prez had any spine I'm sure he be on that right now....sending you boys, both of you and your evil accomplices, with John Kerry on a swift-boat to Guana Tawnymo.
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
I'm confused, Did Travis jack off on the pillow or not.
I'm thinking there was a different pillow.
NRA LIFE MEMBER GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS! "Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself." -Mark Twain
Because of delays in responses, I'll assume in being even more fair, grown, intelligent men here, who I greatly respect,and who have raised families and helped loved ones who have endured this heart breaking dynamic sometime or many times in their lives somehow think there is something redeeming about this thread? Really?
Please tell me you just got caught up in the bullschit of some stupid-assed fun without thinking it through.
Travis,or whoever you are: I guess you were trying to F with me too or you began to realize you might have over-stepped your bounds for a day...or a month, whatever is the truth now. Anyways, here's the response that was awaiting what you've been ignoring, ======
Really, man?
Some folks might really need the help and hope they can possibly find inside the vast amount of trusted BTDT experiences inside our membership. Now, they might be afraid to ask for fear of being ridiculed.
A month long April Fool's joke about despair? You must think everyone you speak to doesn't have any more brains than the several handfuls who believe this is funny rather than pathetic.
Tricking trusting and compassionate folks is easy and takes no superior skill set, at all. Kids do it to their parents all the time. All you'd need to pull it off are trusting and compassionate people who believe you're a person who is hurting, in need of help and is deserving of that help.
Which of the two would you want teaching your kids?
You're a good man and I enjoy your contributions; always have.You're deservedly respected.You also might have made someone who was inspired by your initial thread pick up that drink again.
Do they GFY or do you?
F***k the politics and all our other battles. We know we'll sort that out because we have to and we have no choice, as pawns in the game.
This is on us, though. It's not funny and it's not who we are and you know it. Instead of getting along, let's get it right.
The premise of this thread is wrong. Pathetically wrong. Let's own it and move on.
Shame on us, otherwise.
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The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. William Arthur Ward
Because of delays in responses, I'll assume in being even more fair, grown, intelligent men here, who I greatly respect,and who have raised families and helped loved ones who have endured this heart breaking dynamic sometime or many times in their lives somehow think there is something redeeming about this thread? Really?
Please tell me you just got caught up in the bullschit of some stupid-assed fun without thinking it through.
Travis,or whoever you are: I guess you were trying to F with me too or you began to realize you might have over-stepped your bounds for a day...or a month, whatever is the truth now. Anyways, here's the response that was awaiting what you've been ignoring, ======
Really, man?
Some folks might really need the help and hope they can possibly find inside the vast amount of trusted BTDT experiences inside our membership. Now, they might be afraid to ask for fear of being ridiculed.
A month long April Fool's joke about despair? You must think everyone you speak to doesn't have any more brains than the several handfuls who believe this is funny rather than pathetic.
Tricking trusting and compassionate folks is easy and takes no superior skill set, at all. Kids do it to their parents all the time. All you'd need to pull it off are trusting and compassionate people who believe you're a person who is hurting, in need of help and is deserving of that help.
Which of the two would you want teaching your kids?
You're a good man and I enjoy your contributions; always have.You're deservedly respected.You also might have made someone who was inspired by your initial thread pick up that drink again.
Do they GFY or do you?
F***k the politics and all our other battles. We know we'll sort that out because we have to and we have no choice, as pawns in the game.
This is on us, though. It's not funny and it's not who we are and you know it. Instead of getting along, let's get it right.
The premise of this thread is wrong. Pathetically wrong. Let's own it and move on.
Shame on us, otherwise.
That's a long way of saying the joke was poor and stupid.
It was.
Oh well.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
Now where is mojo, we need to talk about that review. I'm not happy about that.
Speaking of "lighten the Fug up", I can't think of a better reason for reinstating waterboarding. In fact, if the prez had any spine I'm sure he be on that right now....sending you boys, both of you and your evil accomplices, with John Kerry on a swift-boat to Guana Tawnymo.
Because of delays in responses, I'll assume in being even more fair, grown, intelligent men here, who I greatly respect,and who have raised families and helped loved ones who have endured this heart breaking dynamic sometime or many times in their lives somehow think there is something redeeming about this thread? Really?
Please tell me you just got caught up in the bullschit of some stupid-assed fun without thinking it through.
Travis,or whoever you are: I guess you were trying to F with me too or you began to realize you might have over-stepped your bounds for a day...or a month, whatever is the truth now. Anyways, here's the response that was awaiting what you've been ignoring, ======
Really, man?
Some folks might really need the help and hope they can possibly find inside the vast amount of trusted BTDT experiences inside our membership. Now, they might be afraid to ask for fear of being ridiculed.
A month long April Fool's joke about despair? You must think everyone you speak to doesn't have any more brains than the several handfuls who believe this is funny rather than pathetic.
Tricking trusting and compassionate folks is easy and takes no superior skill set, at all. Kids do it to their parents all the time. All you'd need to pull it off are trusting and compassionate people who believe you're a person who is hurting, in need of help and is deserving of that help.
Which of the two would you want teaching your kids?
You're a good man and I enjoy your contributions; always have.You're deservedly respected.You also might have made someone who was inspired by your initial thread pick up that drink again.
Do they GFY or do you?
F***k the politics and all our other battles. We know we'll sort that out because we have to and we have no choice, as pawns in the game.
This is on us, though. It's not funny and it's not who we are and you know it. Instead of getting along, let's get it right.
The premise of this thread is wrong. Pathetically wrong. Let's own it and move on.
Shame on us, otherwise.
For awhile I had been curious about meeting you. Thought you might be a good person but you had that DC lawyer thing hanging over your shoulder that gave me pause.
Now I know you're a man of character. I'd be proud to host you next time you venture over to Virginia.
Because of delays in responses, I'll assume in being even more fair, grown, intelligent men here, who I greatly respect,and who have raised families and helped loved ones who have endured this heart breaking dynamic sometime or many times in their lives somehow think there is something redeeming about this thread? Really?
Please tell me you just got caught up in the bullschit of some stupid-assed fun without thinking it through.
Travis,or whoever you are: I guess you were trying to F with me too or you began to realize you might have over-stepped your bounds for a day...or a month, whatever is the truth now. Anyways, here's the response that was awaiting what you've been ignoring, ======
Really, man?
Some folks might really need the help and hope they can possibly find inside the vast amount of trusted BTDT experiences inside our membership. Now, they might be afraid to ask for fear of being ridiculed.
A month long April Fool's joke about despair? You must think everyone you speak to doesn't have any more brains than the several handfuls who believe this is funny rather than pathetic.
Tricking trusting and compassionate folks is easy and takes no superior skill set, at all. Kids do it to their parents all the time. All you'd need to pull it off are trusting and compassionate people who believe you're a person who is hurting, in need of help and is deserving of that help.
Which of the two would you want teaching your kids?
You're a good man and I enjoy your contributions; always have.You're deservedly respected.You also might have made someone who was inspired by your initial thread pick up that drink again.
Do they GFY or do you?
F***k the politics and all our other battles. We know we'll sort that out because we have to and we have no choice, as pawns in the game.
This is on us, though. It's not funny and it's not who we are and you know it. Instead of getting along, let's get it right.
The premise of this thread is wrong. Pathetically wrong. Let's own it and move on.
Was this all an intended April Fool's Day joke from the start of the 1st post in March?
This fiasco was conceived over a year ago when people were still confused about what the April Fools joke was going to be, that never even happened. The peices were being put in place months ago and few ever noticed.
Enter Einstein, better known as Fireball the skeptic. Although he wasn't Travis's only target, he was the main target. He played the total skeptic, hoping Travis really was in trouble, knowing that if he was, his predictions would be forgotten with the thread. BUT, if it was the joke some were fooled by, Fireball could ride the crest of posting all along that he knew it was a gag.
Well, if hope was knowledge, you'd be a genius.
Meanwhile, back at the Campfire, many were concerned enough to contact me to find out how Travis was really doing. Now it is exposed and everyone knows less than they did a week ago, something few people can accomplish better than Travis.
At least there was a shift in attention from how stupid Trump is and how worthless Cruz is, so people could watch the problems develop in someone else's life and get their mind of of the unimportant things in their own lives.
It may not have been iconic, but there is no doubt it was UBER and that doesn't happen often enough on the Campfire.
Travis, don't forget to bring pickled eggs and ham to the invitational...
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