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Heart breaker I'm sure, but if that is what she wants let her have it. Save yourself some misery. Any kids? Tell her you want to be reasonable, then be reasonable. No need to give everything to the attorneys.
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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Campfire Ranger
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"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Met mine at a bar.
I wouldn't marry a woman that didn't come from a solid family. I'm sure there are many that came from broken homes that turn out well, but I ain't got time to play that game.
Who ever said church, not just no, but hell no. Most fugged up, and fun, girls I've met were baptist church girls.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Just got lucky . She picked me. It has been 28yrs.
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Campfire Ranger
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Hey, are you making a pass at Ace's wife? Dude...
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Imported mine from New Zealand.
Usually they are hard working women. This one is no exception.
It was damn expensive though. All the regular costs like if she had been an American....but then all the import fees on top of that.
Good thing you got her here before Trumps tariffs kick in 
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Campfire Ranger
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Sitting two rows over in Bio 101 fall of 1970. Tied the knot in Aug 1072.
1Minute
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Campfire Ranger
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Hey, are you making a pass at Ace's wife? Dude... No, but I did spend the night at a Holiday Inn Express!
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Campfire 'Bwana
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A good test of a new woman; would be to hang a sewing machine around your neck. Most women will run away, its like a garlic to a vampire. ![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgur.com/xdfQ7aH.jpg)
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
MOLON LABE
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Campfire Kahuna
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church is full of sinners too
don't press it, there is an ass for every saddle. But overall the odds are better....
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Campfire Ranger
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church and the Bible has played a major role in our marriage success and longevity.
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Campfire Ranger
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There are 2 rules to success:
1. Never tell everything that you know.
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Campfire Ranger
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Hey, are you making a pass at Ace's wife? Dude... Lol. I no longer need to ply her or myself with alcohol. A clean kitchen and tidy yard is all the foreplay that’s needed....sometimes even a messy kitchen and yard that needs mowed works too. I can’t figure women out so I quit trying. 😁 I do treat her like a lady though. I open all doors, I seat her and I stand for her when she returns. I love her with my entire being and she’s everything a lady should be. The previous poster that mentioned a lady similar to your mom is a very accurate recommendation. My mom passed 2 years ago but I’ve always thought that deep down inside I recognized the beauty and grace that my wife possessed was very similar to the beauty and grace that mom possessed. Before I met my wife I was kind of a man whore but as soon as I met her it all changed, there’s not a super model alive that could temp me. I realized that God gave me this perfect woman (for me) and I damn sure ain’t going to question God’s wisdom.
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Imported mine from New Zealand.
Usually they are hard working women. This one is no exception.
It was damn expensive though. All the regular costs like if she had been an American....but then all the import fees on top of that.
Good thing you got her here before Trumps tariffs kick in She's just doing one of those jobs an American wouldn't.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Damn! Wife better watch her p's and q's............
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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If you're fortunate enough to have had an awesome mother that was a submissive and faithful wife to your Dad, then pay attention to ladies out there.
Don't go hunting one, but when you stumble across one that is like your Mom, marry her.
It's worked for me for 34 years now. She was faithful and "submissive" though I despise that term. No way in hell I'd ever marry anyone like her. Totally different goals and likes in life. IMHO folks get married to fast and for the wrong reasons. Throw out sex, looks, greed, what they own, what they have... Look for a comparable woman to what you do. NEITHER of you will change. Don't look for one that hang at the bar scene night after night, that too will go away at some point, then what do you have. Mine is great. She does her thing, lets me do my thing, we do lots together. We both really love the outdoors, sometimes for the same reason, sometimes different reasons. But as the clock has spun, and life had tossed changes at us, we still are just fine. Doing things differently but the same, and still together and I see only one end to our marriage. One neither of us looks forward to, due to the non fillable hole/void that will be created. Ah yes, gotta toss this out, a CHRISTIAN. A real one. We don't do church much anymore, see above quote about sinners in church, but its more about constant politics in church but we live the life, and I think that says more than saying I was in church Sunday morning....
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Campfire Savant
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I was a football player, she was a cheerleader. I take her dancing every other Saturday. That keeps her happy.
Learn to country dance. Most women would kill for a man that can dance. You would have to beat them off with a stick!!!
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Campfire Regular
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I married my high school sweetheart . That has been 61 years ago. We both went into the marriage with the attitude that we would work out problems not divorce.
Like many of the others she is the best wife a man could have. Better than I had hoped for .
Ihope that there are no children involved but if there is do any thing that you can to assure them that you love them and will not leave them.
Children are hurt by divorce more than the adults.
Hang in there this to shall pass.
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Campfire Ranger
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Where did you find her? Mine wants a divorce as quick as possible after 5 years. Tough pill to swallow. I’m sorry to hear that, very sorry. I asked God for mine. She is a Proverbs 31 woman. 34 years. Don’t know what I would do without her.
By the way, in case you missed it, Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
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church is full of sinners too
don't press it, there is an ass for every saddle. I don't think so , that's how these two met : Jessica Hahn & Jim Bakker
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