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True dat.

Nice rack BTW. I could put up with a lot of crazy motorboating those golden bozos.


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Have you seen Old Yeller?


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by deflave
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If only..

Reminds of the old joke about a bounty on them.. grin


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If you figure out what causes it, let me know.....I've been trying for years to find out.

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Originally Posted by FatCity67
Lucky Bastard.



Fugger had an all niter I'll bet......


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Originally Posted by CharlieFoxtrot


True dat.

Nice rack BTW. I could put up with a lot of crazy motorboating those golden bozos.


And that there is why so many guys endure a lifetime of misery...endless daily pain justified with busting a nut. Mind boggling.

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True dat.

Nice rack BTW. I could put up with a lot of crazy motorboating those golden bozos.



Crazy is fun for the first week or so, it just ain't worth it, trust me on that one.

Remind me when we have lunch to tell you a story......... grin


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Originally Posted by 12344mag


Crazy is fun for the first week or so, it just ain't worth it, trust me on that one.

Remind me when we have lunch to tell you a story......... grin


We're all phuggin crazy....lol. Mens crazys just a different kinda crazy...sometimes grin

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Does that mean you could have a little one in 9 month?? Crazy??


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I got lucky because my wife is not crazy. She’s beautiful, intelligent and capable and she knows it, she doesn’t have to continually prove that she’s “better” or “right” through tantrums. Her and I discuss important things and virtually always see things the same way, but in the rare times that we disagreed we did it my way. I run the show and my choices are what matter because my choices will always be what’s in the best interest of my wife and children. I would give my life for my wife just as quickly as I would my children.


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Originally Posted by reivertom
If you figure out what causes it, let me know.....I've been trying for years to find out.

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If you figure out what causes it, let me know.....I've been trying for years to find out.

Wedding cake.


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Originally Posted by pahick
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Crazy is fun for the first week or so, it just ain't worth it, trust me on that one.

Remind me when we have lunch to tell you a story......... grin


We're all phuggin crazy....lol. Mens crazys just a different kinda crazy...sometimes grin


Men go crazy for women.


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Originally Posted by jaguartx
Wedding cake.


I thought that removed sexual drive........


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Yours has a sex drive when chasing you with a skillet? Lucky stiff.


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No, she's been crazy.

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Who old is she?
How crazy?

And good luck!


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Originally Posted by 12344mag
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True dat.

Nice rack BTW. I could put up with a lot of crazy motorboating those golden bozos.



Crazy is fun for the first week or so, it just ain't worth it, trust me on that one.

Remind me when we have lunch to tell you a story......... grin


Crazy like Redhead crazy or crazy like sleep with one eye open type crazy? There's a difference.


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Originally Posted by jaguartx
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Crazy is fun for the first week or so, it just ain't worth it, trust me on that one.

Remind me when we have lunch to tell you a story......... grin


We're all phuggin crazy....lol. Mens crazys just a different kinda crazy...sometimes grin


Men go crazy for women.


Well ya sure. Its deeper schit than that. When I hear someone say it, and ill gladly admit I do it a lot too! But I always listen to this song when I do. Its simple, but if you listen, we're never on the same page.....I dont think we ever can be.


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Originally Posted by CharlieFoxtrot
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True dat.

Nice rack BTW. I could put up with a lot of crazy motorboating those golden bozos.

She might get a headache.


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Originally Posted by CharlieFoxtrot
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True dat.

Nice rack BTW. I could put up with a lot of crazy motorboating those golden bozos.



Crazy is fun for the first week or so, it just ain't worth it, trust me on that one.

Remind me when we have lunch to tell you a story......... grin


Crazy like Redhead crazy or crazy like sleep with one eye open type crazy? There's a difference.


Sleep with one eye open and don't turn your back crazy.


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Wish me luck.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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To much social engineering nowadays.
Mine died in 2011, I thought I could find another one but not so fast. They all seem to be crazy.


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ALL women are crazy!

ALL of them.

It's just a matter of time...


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Originally Posted by 12344mag
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True dat.

Nice rack BTW. I could put up with a lot of crazy motorboating those golden bozos.



Crazy is fun for the first week or so, it just ain't worth it, trust me on that one.

Remind me when we have lunch to tell you a story......... grin


Crazy like Redhead crazy or crazy like sleep with one eye open type crazy? There's a difference.


Sleep with one eye open and don't turn your back crazy.


Yep, that's the bad crazy. My roommate in college dated a psycho. I came home with him after last call one evening and as I was leading the way up our stairs, one of our heavy dinner plates comes whizzing by my head like a UFO. She reloads with a coupla coffee cups before we get up there and "subdue" her. She's screaming like a banshee at 3am in OUR house! I told him he's got to pull the eject handle on this relationship.

Yep, he married her. Fast forward 23 years and he's sleeping in the basement with a butcher knife and a Kahr pm9 under his pillow for 6 months waiting for his divorce to come through. He has mason jars stacked at the top of the steps for an early warning device and a game camera pointed from the base to the top. I schit you not! That man's hair turned gray those 6 months.


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Originally Posted by Rooster7
ALL women are crazy!

ALL of them.

It's just a matter of time...


Yep. Two crazy ass redheaded ex-wife’s were enough for me! 😬

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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
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ALL women are crazy!

ALL of them.

It's just a matter of time...


Yep. Two crazy ass redheaded ex-wife’s were enough for me! 😬



I speaketh the trutheth.

It's the amount of crazy a man can put up with that determines how crazy his woman is.

Take that to the bank!


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Originally Posted by Rooster7
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ALL women are crazy!

ALL of them.

It's just a matter of time...


Yep. Two crazy ass redheaded ex-wife’s were enough for me! 😬



I speaketh the trutheth.

It's the amount of crazy a man can put up with that determines how crazy his woman is.

Take that to the bank!



Yep!


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It's been over 5 hours since he posted. Ya think maybe she did him in?


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Originally Posted by RS308MX
It's been over 5 hours since he posted. Ya think maybe she did him in?

That's what I'm thinking.


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Poor Mtnboomer..... he is toast


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PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by irfubar
Poor Mtnboomer..... he is toast


If she peeked over his shoulder and saw him posting this thread.....

ugh..........

I shudder to think of it....

Hope she wasn't carving ham at the time....


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Originally Posted by irfubar
Poor Mtnboomer..... he is toast


Probably on the road. Isn’t he a Trucker ?


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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
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It's been over 5 hours since he posted. Ya think maybe she did him in?

That's what I'm thinking.

Tell her if she wants to get back in his good graces, she should buy him a new rifle, scope, dies, ammo and components.

See, easy peasy.
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Thanks guys!

All I can say is that she did it, HOWEVER, somehow it's my fault!

Irrational, poorly timed and mind-boggling....


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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Thanks guys!

All I can say is that she did it, HOWEVER, somehow it's my fault!

Irrational, poorly timed and mind-boggling....



Well no schit, that's the way it is. Always has been, always will be.

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Originally Posted by 340boy
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It's been over 5 hours since he posted. Ya think maybe she did him in?

That's what I'm thinking.

Tell her if she wants to get back in his good graces, she should buy him a new rifle, scope, dies, ammo and components.

See, easy peasy.
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She'll just deny him something till he caves. wink


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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Originally Posted by RS308MX
It's been over 5 hours since he posted. Ya think maybe she did him in?

That's what I'm thinking.

Tell her if she wants to get back in his good graces, she should buy him a new rifle, scope, dies, ammo and components.

See, easy peasy.
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She'll just deny him something till he caves. wink


Yep, save the time and trouble...take 1 for the team, everyone gets their turn in the barrel smile

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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Thanks guys!

All I can say is that she did it, HOWEVER, somehow it's my fault!

Irrational, poorly timed and mind-boggling....



When she goes from "frisky" to Satan in a 24 - 48 hour span, you know it's time to hit the road for a week of nasty texts and calls and then they will turn into "I miss you. Are you close?"

I'm not a truck driver but I "kinda" know women. lol


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It's been over 5 hours since he posted. Ya think maybe she did him in?

That's what I'm thinking.

Tell her if she wants to get back in his good graces, she should buy him a new rifle, scope, dies, ammo and components.

See, easy peasy.
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She'll just deny him something till he caves. wink

One of the reasons guns are better than women-you can trade an old 44 in on two new 22s.
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That’s Just MEAN ! 😳


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That’s Just MEAN ! 😳

.. .and painful!


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That’s Just MEAN ! 😳

.. .and painful!


...and...well....wrong...


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Never buy one of those at a garage sale.


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Regarding the banana treatment... It's probably good I was 1200 miles away and it was via text that I RIGHTFULLY documented her failures. There's a paper trail though.


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That’s Just MEAN ! 😳

.. .and painful!


...and...well....wrong...



...and ------------permanent!!!!


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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Regarding the banana treatment... It's probably good I was 1200 miles away and it was via text that I RIGHTFULLY documented her failures. There's a paper trail though.



Oh, snap!


Hope it works out okay.


I was kinda searching for the light hearted post about how she over cooked the sponge cake or something.


This sounds serious!

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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Regarding the banana treatment... It's probably good I was 1200 miles away and it was via text that I RIGHTFULLY documented her failures. There's a paper trail though.


Yep. Distance can be your friend!

Paper trails suck, though. Bit me in the azz once. 😬


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Maybe use a veterinary dart gun with a thorazine payload.


Solid dating advice.


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My wife sent me this with a message “so true”.

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It'll all be just fine in a few days...

Maybe...

Depends on how you "documented her failures."


I sense an "I'm sorry but..." going her way in the morning.


The "experts" will preach that the "I'm sorry but..." is the worst thing you can say because it automatically appears that you're not sorry in their heads.

Now, in her mind, "you're just saying that" to get her to think that you're sorry even though you still think she is an overreacting bitch and is wrong.

(At this point you just delayed your plans for the day by a good margin)

See, Women don't think that way. She will most likely have laid in bed and realized you are right and then test your ass before she concedes the argument.

Women will use different tactics for the test...

You just have to be ready for them. If you want to get an early start fishing, you better bite your tongue and kiss some ass first. But that does nobody any good.

At this point if you come back with an I'm sorry too or an I'm sorry but...

WHooo doggy! Now she thinks, "maybe I was right in my thinking" and she will double down like a sumbitch because she's trying to regain control of the situation and prove to herself that she's nut fughin nuts in the head like all her past boyfriends have told her she is.

Then as you're on the way out the door to go fishing, you'll hear a kettle hit the door frame beside your head and think "why did I marry this crazy b*tch??"

Tread lightly my friend,

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P.S. This not an editorial of my marriage. More like past GF's.

My wife is awesome..................so far....

....just a matter of time...

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If you need companionship get a dog......

98% of wimmen aren't worth the price of admission..... that 2% is a rare and wonderful find tho


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Sheeit.


Youse guys make it sound pretty bad.



I could go back to the way it was before. No problem.


Not sure I want to though.


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If you need companionship get a dog......

98% of wimmen aren't worth the price of admission..... that 2% is a rare and wonderful find tho

Only too true.


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SAD BUT TRUE!!!


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I haven't communicated with my wife since Saturday.

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I haven't communicated with my wife since Saturday.


Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor 😜

Or some schitt like that 😬


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Okay, I'll ask.... How so?


I'll ask....how could you tell?



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Sorry Boomer, this doesn’t sound good. Here’s to hoping it blows over.


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Update. There's been communication on an unrelated topic. Chilling....

Appreciate the bro support.


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A ballad for MtnBoomer...



Well the midnight headlights blind you on a rainy night
Steep grade up ahead, slow me down, makin' no time,
But I got to keep rollin'
Those windshield wipers slappin' out a tempo,
Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio,
But I got to keep rollin'
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a sunny day
Well the truck stop cutie comin' on to me,
Tried to talk me into a ride
Said I wouldn't be sorry
But she was just a baby
Hey, waitress, pour me another cup of coffee,
Pop it down, jack me up, shoot me out, flyin' down the highway,
Lookin' for the mornin'
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a sunny day
Well the midnight headlights blind you on a rainy night
Steep grade up ahead, slow me down, makin' no time,
But I got to keep rollin'
Those windshield wipers slappin' out a tempo,
Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio,
But I got to keep rollin'
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a sunny day
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a sunny day, yeah
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me


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Mine went crazy once. It's better now. She bought a nice house with that money I gave her.

The replacement came crazy.


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I do not get re-enlisting for another tour of Crazytown. I love my wife but she is my only wife.

Good luck, Boomer.

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Words of wisdom:
1. The best one you will ever meet (and probably marry) is a pain in the ass
2. If they didn't have a hole (or two), there'd be a bounty out on them

Carry on...


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Maybe use a veterinary dart gun with a thorazine payload.


Solid dating advice.


Worked for Cosby.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Words of wisdom:
1. The best one you will ever meet (and probably marry) is a pain in the ass
2. If they didn't have a hole (or two), there'd be a bounty out on them

Carry on...


You forgot number three.

3.) If you go to use the schitter, be sure you log off and close this window.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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my first two were crazier than a chithouse mouse. Third one had a crazy bi polar mother. Number 4 is fine though. We just celebrated our 26th Anniversary. Not a single fight in all those years.

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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Wish me luck.


Any kids to worry about?

Seems like things going South between the parents can’t always be avoided, but when they do the kids almost always are worse off for it.

I have heard four out of five divorces are at the request of the woman, sounds about right.

One thing I learned from my own is a lot of the time the only thing worse than her leaving is if she doesn’t .


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As Mark Twain was wont to say, "They are all crazy. It's just a matter of degree!".


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It's been over 5 hours since he posted. Ya think maybe she did him in?

That's what I'm thinking.

Tell her if she wants to get back in his good graces, she should buy him a new rifle, scope, dies, ammo and components.

See, easy peasy.
grin

She'll just deny him something till he caves. wink

One of the reasons guns are better than women-you can trade an old 44 in on two new 22s.
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Yeah,women can be expensive if you want a different model. wink


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My wife sent me this with a message “so true”.

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Wish me luck.


Any kids to worry about?

Seems like things going South between the parents can’t always be avoided, but when they do the kids almost always are worse off for it.

I have heard four out of five divorces are at the request of the woman, sounds about right.

One thing I learned from my own is a lot of the time the only thing worse than her leaving is if she doesn’t .




I can't remember who said it but it went like this; "I've had bad luck with wives, the first one left me and the second one won't!"

A piece of advice when I got married was "half your problems you can solve by just not saying anything" He failed to tell me how to determine which half was which though. smirk

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Mine finally left after 23 years. That was 21 years ago. Haven't tried since. Better that way


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Having had three wives, I'd put that under the heading of Fire is hot, water is wet, and women are crazy


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Originally Posted by SamOlson
I haven't communicated with my wife since Saturday.

Wow!
In my mind, there's nothing this side of cheating that can kill a marriage faster than the silent treatment.

My wife used to pull that and it really made me wonder if I was married.


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As has b n said over and over, they are all fuggin crazy. If I lost my wife tomorrow I would happily live out the rest of my days hunting, fishing and riding - ALONE! I wouldn't even think about getting back on the crazy train. Some of you guys with two, three or even more ... I don't know how or why...

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As has b n said over and over, they are all fuggin crazy. If I lost my wife tomorrow I would happily live out the rest of my days hunting, fishing and riding - ALONE! I wouldn't even think about getting back on the crazy train. Some of you guys with two, three or even more ... I don't know how or why...


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Well you know the saying:

If it has tits or tires, sooner or later, you are gonna have problems with it.

I found that saying to be 1000% true.

If my marriage ended, ain't no way I would ever get married again. Hell, for that matter, fairly certain I would not even have a female around anymore at this point in my life. They ain't worth the bull poop, drama, and as they say, "cray cray." It would be me, my dogs, hunting, family, friends, traveling, and my back porch. Quiet. Nice. Easy.

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Originally Posted by flagstaff
Well you know the saying:

If it has tits or tires, sooner or later, you are gonna have problems with it.

I found that saying to be 1000% true.

If my marriage ended, ain't no way I would ever get married again. Hell, for that matter, fairly certain I would not even have a female around anymore at this point in my life. They ain't worth the bull poop, drama, and as they say, "cray cray." It would be me, my dogs, hunting, friends, traveling, and my back porch. Quiet. Nice. Easy.


And a full night sleep to boot!


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Good luck, Buckaroo. Hope this doesn't go really South for you.

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Hell with it Boomer, tell her you're glad you did her sister on your wedding day! Live large! Take the bull by the horns and put that crazy woman on her heals.


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Add me to the list if something ended my marriage, I’d not go that route again.

It would be futile.

My wife is a tough act to follow. Like Aces, I found one of the 2% I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

Absolutely stunning when we met, cheerful, hard working, great mom and has done a helluva job in biz.

Would be no use for me to try again, even a really good gal would seem like a weak imitation of my Mrs.


We’ve had ups and downs in our marriage, 99% my fault. Used to think she stayed around when I was being an azz cause I was special 🤦🏼‍♂️ Imagine how dumb I felt when I realized she stayed cause she was special, not me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’ve had a lot of blessings in this life, but my wife tops them all, even kids in my situation and we have 3 great adult kids.


For you guys dealing with the 98%, it makes hookers look attractive and a bargain I’m sure. Wish you all the best Mtn Boomer, marriage problems suck


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Tell ya what my wife has her moments but I wouldn’t trade her for anything or anyone. She has pulled me back from the crazy ledge, saving me from myself, more than I’d care to count.

Sure every 28 days things can get a little tense and irrational but glad they’re on a calendar and it’s hormonal. My crazy is less predictable and I don’t have biological excuses...

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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Wish me luck.


Well damn, good luck, more than happy to report never had a chicken get crazy stupid with me, very thankful for that, would suck I guess to have to mash a face you used to smooch on. grin


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Reminds me of the bafflement thread. On thinking it over, about 20% of everything she does baffles me - I just don't notice it much anymore, after 40 years. Too much work.... smile

My favorite: On busy multi-lane interstates or freeways, she has a habit (about 70% of the time) of waiting until we see the "Exit XXX one mile", then getting as far away from the exit lane as possible, driving there for 30-40 seconds, then fighting her way back to usually make the exit.

That doesn't make her crazy- just me and everyone else on the road there.


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Wish me luck.


What kind of crazy?

I attempted to date a bipolar crazy lady. She was fun until I threw water on her dog to stop her fighting. She said good for stopping a dog fight. A few minutes later when I was refilling my bucket of water she attacked me. Yelling she is the only one who can discipline her dog. I grabbed her arms to prevent her from doing more damage. Finally some guy came up and forcefully told her to stop.



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Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
Add me to the list if something ended my marriage, I’d not go that route again.

It would be futile.

My wife is a tough act to follow. Like Aces, I found one of the 2% I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

Absolutely stunning when we met, cheerful, hard working, great mom and has done a helluva job in biz.

Would be no use for me to try again, even a really good gal would seem like a weak imitation of my Mrs.


We’ve had ups and downs in our marriage, 99% my fault. Used to think she stayed around when I was being an azz cause I was special 🤦🏼‍♂️ Imagine how dumb I felt when I realized she stayed cause she was special, not me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’ve had a lot of blessings in this life, but my wife tops them all, even kids in my situation and we have 3 great adult kids.


For you guys dealing with the 98%, it makes hookers look attractive and a bargain I’m sure. Wish you all the best Mtn Boomer, marriage problems suck


Hope You and the DeadmansHand have room for me on that list, there's NOT another girl like the one I have, no way, no how, nowhere, if she splits, I'm a hermit! smile


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My wife is in Canada. So me and the dog drank some beer. Afterwards I mowed and he rolled in horse schitt.

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Originally Posted by Bocajnala
No, she's been crazy.

You just noticed it last night.

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Originally Posted by Bristoe
My wife is in Canada. So me and the dog drank some beer. Afterwards I mowed and he rolled in horse schitt.


To be fair, you ought to trade off and make him do the mowing sometimes.


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Actually, just to show how much the 'fire is slipping, there is nothing about Mueller/Barr on this thread.


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Originally Posted by flagstaff
If my marriage ended, ain't no way I would ever get married again. Hell, for that matter, fairly certain I would not even have a female around anymore at this point in my life. They ain't worth the bull poop, drama, and as they say, "cray cray." It would be me, my dogs, hunting, family, friends, traveling, and my back porch. Quiet. Nice. Easy.


Already raised a son, now I’m helping raise a grandchild. I’ve had a life and it was a good one.

Don’t believe I ever woulda quit on my marriage, I took a vow to that effect.

Meanwhile it’s gotten kinda relaxing now to be able to do what I want, when I want.


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I haven't communicated with my wife since Saturday.

Wow!
In my mind, there's nothing this side of cheating that can kill a marriage faster than the silent treatment.

My wife used to pull that and it really made me wonder if I was married.


Tyrone, you might be right and then again when the wife don't get her way and pulls the meltdown [bleep] ,it is the clincher far as I'm concerned. It means love ,honor and obey means jackshit. It also means that your respect for her just went out the f**king window. T & A aside why would anyone stay married to a gal they don't respect anymore, there is just no fixing that. MB


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Jamey Johnson hit it pretty good with this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTvRqwQab3k

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Paul Thorn has a pretty good version, too.


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I like my wife.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Originally Posted by deflave
I like my wife.

I like your wife too...


OK, she's backed off the edge. Be home in a few days and I think she will be there.

Goodness sakes....


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Just in case....




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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Originally Posted by deflave
I like my wife.

I like your wife too...


OK, she's backed off the edge. Be home in a few days and I think she will be there.

Goodness sakes....


If she complains too much just have her read Birdwatcher’s threads for two days.

She’ll be thankful for what she has.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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That was mean and not brotherly.


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Originally Posted by ironbender
Just in case....





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Originally Posted by ironbender
That was mean and not brotherly.



He didn't say Tom, that would have been mean.


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Originally Posted by 340boy

One of the reasons guns are better than women-you can trade an old 44 in on two new 22s.
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Yeah,women can be expensive if you want a different model. wink


I learned my lesson 5 years ago. Suffice to say, that 'lesson' stung enough that I have stayed single ever since. And, I think I am better off. smile


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Originally Posted by mathman

One of my favorites!!
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For those who think you have a 2 percenter......... Congratulations.

Just remember it's subject to re-classification without notice, and without reason. One day they'll come home and say something like "I've been banging my best friend's husband", and you wonder when the change happened......


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I like my wife.

We all do.

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Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by deflave
I like my wife.

We all do.

You know what we mean....


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For those who think you have a 2 percenter......... Congratulations.

Just remember it's subject to re-classification without notice, and without reason. One day they'll come home and say something like "I've been banging my best friend's husband", and you wonder when the change happened......


Dang Dutch....... oh hell , you are probably right..... frown


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Originally Posted by deflave
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Originally Posted by deflave
I like my wife.

I like your wife too...


OK, she's backed off the edge. Be home in a few days and I think she will be there.

Goodness sakes....


If she complains too much just have her read Birdwatcher’s threads for two days.

She’ll be thankful for what she has.


The url to my posts?

OK, but it has to stop there.


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My wife sent me this with a message “so true”.

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My wife is my best friend, but still I occasionally find myself thinking "who the hell is this I'm living with?" even after 17 years. I sure don't think I've got it easy, but maybe I really do and just don't know it. I've never walked in anybody else's shoes.

Before I met her I did come close to marrying someone who I thought was right...but the when the day came that I realized she was absofuckinglutely nuts it hit me like a ton of bricks. My current, first, and only wife is a bit nuts at times but NOTHING like the catastrophe that nearly trapped, gutted, skinned, cooked, and ate me. Makes my skin crawl to think about how close I came!


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MtmB says wife went crazy & I cannot read anywhere that she's leaving, they're getting d-i-v-o-r-c-e-d, etc., etc., etc. But a few if not more have read it that way. And I'm a hillbilly with poor reading comprehension?

My wife went crazy 2 or 3 times today. Duh.

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Originally Posted by RiverRider
NOTHING like the catastrophe that nearly trapped, gutted, skinned, cooked, and ate me. Makes my skin crawl to think about how close I came!


I thought about marrying one like that once, fast forward 30 years and by chance I run into her brother and he ends up telling me how lucky I was I walked! m the crazy bitch has been married 5 times has 4 kids and lives on welfare, then he looks me straight in the eye and says "she's single again ya want me to give her your number?"

LMAO!


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So did you give him your number?


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No way baby!, I had enough of the crazy schit with that one!


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Originally Posted by 12344mag
No way baby!, I had enough of the crazy schit with that one!



Smart man!


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The women who do that passive-aggressive stuff are the worst.

In Psychological circles they're referred to as "the crazy makers",.....and they will. They will make you go crazy.

My first wife was like that. Being around one long enough will cause you to start making allowances for it.

Just one example. I'd go over to visit the kids after our divorce,..either on a motorcycle or in a car. By then I had learned to park any vehicle far away from hers. Given the opportunity, she would have decided to run an errand and crunch my vehicle on her way out,....then say, "I'm sorry! I didn't see it".

Stuff like that.

20 years of it,...you'll go crazy. Trust me.

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The women who do that passive-aggressive stuff are the worst.

In Psychological circles they're referred to as "the crazy makers",.....and they will. They will make you go crazy.

My first wife was like that. Being around one long enough will cause you to start making allowances for it.

Just one example. I'd go over to visit the kids after our divorce,..either on a motorcycle or in a car. By then I had learned to park any vehicle far away from hers. Given the opportunity, she would have decided to run an errand and crunch my vehicle on her way out,....then say, "I'm sorry! I didn't see it".

Stuff like that.

20 years of it,...you'll go crazy. Trust me.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Not joking at all. I could write a book.

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Originally Posted by deflave
I like my wife.




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Ok, next phase was not make up sex, still 1400 miles away, but, get this, explaining to recently gone crazy wife how to use a CARB Compliant gas jug over the phone. When it rains it pours!


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Gawtdang.....good luck.


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I dont know how old you and wifey are, but Ive heard some things about women who need hormone balance by getting shots of testosterone. I hope im remembering that correctly. I apologize if Im not

Also maybe look into esteogen producing foods in her diet. Maybe shes getting an overload from somewhere. Soys and plastics I think I remember are said to cause estrogens build up in the body.

Heck id be looking for anything to chill her out. Tryng to pussyfoot around the passive aggressiveness, outbursts, ambushing, and emotional hostage taking is exhausting.

Look for a cause, or solution.

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,....or maybe she's just mean.

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There's mean people out there. You can rationalize it out 1000 different ways,.....but in the end you just figure out that they're mean.

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....certainly, evil exists 'Stoe.


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Well,...I won't go as far as to say that everybody that's mean is "evil".

Evil is pretty heavy. Some people are just garden variety mean.

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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Originally Posted by deflave
I like my wife.

I like your wife too...


OK, she's backed off the edge. Be home in a few days and I think she will be there.

Goodness sakes....


So, are you hoping she's there or not?


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Originally Posted by Bristoe
Evil is pretty heavy. Some people are just garden variety mean.


Yup, it ain't like they want to slit your throat or anything, they just want you to be miserable just like they are.


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Oh, she's not too bad, except for the crazy part. LOL


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Originally Posted by Bristoe
Not joking at all. I could write a book.


Well, get after it! Your retired, can't cut grass and putz around on an 8n all day long, start putting pen to paper, I'm sure it'd be an entertaining read.

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Not joking at all. I could write a book.


Well, get after it! Your retired, can't cut grass and putz around on an 8n all day long, start putting pen to paper, I'm sure it'd be an entertaining read.


It would piss me off too much while I was writing it. Besides,.....nobody would believe it.

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Just title it "Crazy Schitt I Imagine my Ex-Wives Did." That way you could get as pissed off as you're inclined to and break pencils and stuff. Therapy, ya know.


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Opportunity knocks!


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Originally Posted by Bristoe
The women who do that passive-aggressive stuff are the worst.

In Psychological circles they're referred to as "the crazy makers",.....and they will. They will make you go crazy.

My first wife was like that. Being around one long enough will cause you to start making allowances for it.

Just one example. I'd go over to visit the kids after our divorce,..either on a motorcycle or in a car. By then I had learned to park any vehicle far away from hers. Given the opportunity, she would have decided to run an errand and crunch my vehicle on her way out,....then say, "I'm sorry! I didn't see it".

Stuff like that.

20 years of it,...you'll go crazy. Trust me.


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She's smart too. I bet her IQ bounces offa 140. An intelligent, passive-aggressive woman can come up with some stuff.

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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Oh, she's not too bad, except for the crazy part. LOL


That’s man code for she’s a wildcat in the sack. 😉

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From the time I can remember my grandpa, he would say. If women didn’t have that slit between their legs we would have to put a bounty on them.

When I was four I had no clue what he was talking about at 40 I wish he was still here to give advice.

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Ok, next phase was not make up sex, still 1400 miles away, but, get this, explaining to recently gone crazy wife how to use a CARB Compliant gas jug over the phone. When it rains it pours!

Brothers, thank you!

Simple. Go to Amazon. Order aftermarket spout.

The lawyer spouts are refuckingdiculous.


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Not joking at all. I could write a book.


Well, get after it! Your retired, can't cut grass and putz around on an 8n all day long, start putting pen to paper, I'm sure it'd be an entertaining read.


It would piss me off too much while I was writing it. Besides,.....nobody would believe it.


Ah come on, take one for the team. Besides, good reads are hard to come by, it'll probably be a smashing success and she'll be seeing your name on the best-sellers list,you could even send her a signed copy! You could write it "based on real events" which means you can add as much nonsense as it takes to keep it entertaining for you.Its probably your lifes calling, don't wanna miss out.

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Originally Posted by fredIII
From the time I can remember my grandpa, he would say. If women didn’t have that slit between their legs we would have to put a bounty on them.

When I was four I had no clue what he was talking about at 40 I wish he was still here to give advice.



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Originally Posted by Bristoe
She's smart too. I bet her IQ bounces offa 140. An intelligent, passive-aggressive woman can come up with some stuff.

Bristoe,
Sounds like she keeps you on your toes! That's not always a bad thing, I suppose.


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Originally Posted by 340boy
Originally Posted by Bristoe
She's smart too. I bet her IQ bounces offa 140. An intelligent, passive-aggressive woman can come up with some stuff.

Bristoe,
Sounds like she keeps you on your toes! That's not always a bad thing, I suppose.


Yeah,..it's a bad thing. But she's no longer a part of my circle. We parted ways a long time ago.

The wife I've got now is good. Once in a great while she'll throw out a little passive-aggressive statement if she's pissed.

I just give her "the look",....tell her, "That doesn't work on me. Besides,..you're an amateur. I was seasoned by a pro".

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Originally Posted by Bristoe
Originally Posted by 340boy
Originally Posted by Bristoe
She's smart too. I bet her IQ bounces offa 140. An intelligent, passive-aggressive woman can come up with some stuff.

Bristoe,
Sounds like she keeps you on your toes! That's not always a bad thing, I suppose.


Yeah,..it's a bad thing. But she's no longer a part of my circle. We parted ways a long time ago.

The wife I've got now is good. Once in a great while she'll throw out a little passive-aggressive statement if she's pissed.

I just give her "the look",....tell her, "That doesn't work on me. Besides,..you're an amateur. I was trained by a pro".

Bristoe.
I'm sorry. I misread your post. I thought you were talking about your present wife, not your ex.
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Originally Posted by 340boy
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Originally Posted by 340boy
Originally Posted by Bristoe
She's smart too. I bet her IQ bounces offa 140. An intelligent, passive-aggressive woman can come up with some stuff.

Bristoe,
Sounds like she keeps you on your toes! That's not always a bad thing, I suppose.


Yeah,..it's a bad thing. But she's no longer a part of my circle. We parted ways a long time ago.

The wife I've got now is good. Once in a great while she'll throw out a little passive-aggressive statement if she's pissed.

I just give her "the look",....tell her, "That doesn't work on me. Besides,..you're an amateur. I was trained by a pro".

Bristoe.
I'm sorry. I misread your post. I thought you were talking about your present wife, not your ex.
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Oh, hell no. I'd be in a rubber room by now.

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Originally Posted by Dutch
For those who think you have a 2 percenter......... Congratulations.

Just remember it's subject to re-classification without notice, and without reason. One day they'll come home and say something like "I've been banging my best friend's husband", and you wonder when the change happened......


Maybe yours picking up on your insecurities causes you to manufacture those unsure vibes, not a chance of that happening here.


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Originally Posted by gunner500


Maybe yours picking up on your insecurities causes you to manufacture those unsure vibes, not a chance of that happening here.


Oh, if I had a nickel...


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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Women or men...some are crazier than others. In the end, only God knows what is going on in another person's mind.

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I knew one guy whose wife was going into early menopause. she had prolonged, very painful Menstrual Cycles. Her Dr. said he had a shot that could stop her cycles. She didn't ask any questions said, Far Out, let me have it! turned out it was Depoprevara ( sp? its estrogen made from a pregnant Mares' urine!) Anyhow, she went bat-crap crazy, he said it was a living nightmare. It took 6 mos for that stuff to wear off. After that, she went to Bio-identical hormones and life is grand again, ha. Its a wonder we don't all kill each other in one big bruhah! ha

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Y’all can’t even begin to know crazy until you marry a horsewoman.

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Originally Posted by Bristoe
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Not joking at all. I could write a book.


Well, get after it! Your retired, can't cut grass and putz around on an 8n all day long, start putting pen to paper, I'm sure it'd be an entertaining read.


It would piss me off too much while I was writing it. Besides,.....nobody would believe it.


I would.

Considering how entertaining you are on The Fire, I'm with Carlo. I think you could make it a smashing success.

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No wonder most of you old fuggs are divorced. Have you ever thought maybe you all are the crazy ones?



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Originally Posted by headwatermike




That describes my wife.


You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.

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What did you buy that you 'forgot' to tell her about? Is it a rifle and is it going to be for sale cheap in the classifieds soon?


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back around 1970, i dated for about five years, this bipolar, or manic depressive something girl. When she was up, she was wonderful, when she got down, life was very bad. I at the time lived in a college dorm, four stories. She went and knocked on every door in the dorm trying to find me. But she was a rabbit. We went our separate ways, until about 50years later chance brought us back in contact. She proceded to tell me how miserable she was with her husband of all that time and after three kids.
I kind of shuddered thinking that husband could have been me.
The funny part was and is her brother and i are pretty good friends.
He told me one time i really skated a bullet not marrying his sister.
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I'm still trying to train mine to leave the toilet seat up. Over 40 years and she still can't get it right. where did I go wrong?


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Y’all can’t even begin to know crazy until you marry a horsewoman.

Funny. Mine wasn’t until she met me.


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Wannabebwana,

TRUE. - I was once married to a dedicated horsewoman & ONE thing that I noted is that MOST of them cannot wear "regular clothes" to ride in. Further, those "special" clothes are $$$$$$$$$$$$, too.

When my niece decided to be a horsewoman in 1986, we discovered that "properly outfitting" a teenaged girl for being on the horse-show circuit is MORE expensive & MORE time-consuming than launching her into "high society".

Btw, a good working definition of a "horse show" is: "An event where pretty horses show their asses to a crowd of horse's asses, that show horses."

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Originally Posted by gunner500
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For those who think you have a 2 percenter......... Congratulations.

Just remember it's subject to re-classification without notice, and without reason. One day they'll come home and say something like "I've been banging my best friend's husband", and you wonder when the change happened......


Maybe yours picking up on your insecurities causes you to manufacture those unsure vibes, not a chance of that happening here.



Guess I’ll not say no chance of it happening, in fact I couldn’t blame her if she did decide to get rid of me. And I’d like to think I’d take it gracefully if she did so.

Truth be known she should have and most would have over the last 20-30 years at some point. At one point I thought I was def headed for divorce. Imagine my dismay when I finally smelled the coffee and realized she didn’t stay married to me so much cause I was special, but because she was special.

But when push comes to shove, well we love each other. Think her cancer was a watershed moment for us. Never gave a second thought to closing down my biz of 28 years to care for her day and night. We walked a hard path during her cancer treatments and she’s often remarked she thought that time was harder on me than her. Maybe, but she had an uphill battle and I’ll just say it wasn’t easy for either of us. I so wished I could have traded places with her.

My eldest son sent me a text that pretty well summed it up. “Dad you can be one of the most ornery and at times one of the meanest sobs on earth, but I know you’d move heaven and earth or storm the gates of hell to take care of Mom. I love you for that dad, thank you for taking care of her. “

Everyone has their own path, none of ours will be exactly the same. All I know is I’m grateful to have shared that path with the woman I have for however long the journey lasts.


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Originally Posted by WillARights

....certainly, evil exists 'Stoe.


That means good exists. I dont know if MB believes in God, WAR.


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Originally Posted by 12344mag
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Evil is pretty heavy. Some people are just garden variety mean.


Yup, it ain't like they want to slit your throat or anything, they just want you to be miserable just like they are.

Misery does want company.


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Oh, she's not too bad, except for the crazy part. LOL


That’s man code for she’s a wildcat in the sack. 😉


No. Its man code for shes normal.


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Originally Posted by fredIII
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Oh, she's not too bad, except for the crazy part. LOL


That’s man code for she’s a wildcat in the sack. 😉


No. Its man code for shes normal.
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No wonder most of you old fuggs are divorced. Have you ever thought maybe you all are the crazy ones?


Ha, ha,ha,ha. Tff. Says the tool who voted for Hlill and Zero. You couldnt make this crap up.


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Originally Posted by ironbender
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Y’all can’t even begin to know crazy until you marry a horsewoman.

Funny. Mine wasn’t until she met me.



"Crazy" ? smile smile smile


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