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A friend of mine has the worst farts, thinks it's funny. His wife was cleaning out the fridge and had some old cabbage in a tupperware, she opened it to throw it out and about made her gag. Instead she put it down on the side of the bed, she'd crack it open and shut it, my buddy would yell at her to quit farting... my stomach hurts, I can't help it... after a bit he slept in the other room... paybacks a bitch...
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A friend of mine has the worst farts, thinks it's funny. His wife was cleaning out the fridge and had some old cabbage in a tupperware, she opened it to throw it out and about made her gag. Instead she put it down on the side of the bed, she'd crack it open and shut it, my buddy would yell at her to quit farting... my stomach hurts, I can't help it... after a bit he slept in the other room... paybacks a bitch...
Kent  That's pretty funny. But wait, you're talking about someone's wife..........................and that's off limits.......................no? Geno PS, congrats on the draws. Is the sheep tag for desert or Rocky Mountain? cool either way. I'm entering for sheep next year, have a good number of points now.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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![[Linked Image]](https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/102944.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/102945.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/102943.jpg) Sunday I made a big pot of machaca... with cilantro, saute onions and peppers. Kent I hate you. Did you make omelettes the next morning. One of my all time favoriites, a machaca omelette. Geno PS, what the F happened? I must have backed up to my last page and hit the send button again. Note to self, watch what you're doing until the second cup of Joe is all gone.  I've done breakfast machaca before, but I had to leave at 4am to work, daughter and grandkids came over to help the wife paint cabinets, they finished it off with just enough I had a late lunch burrito when I got home. Kent
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Hell she loves telling the story in elk camp.
Don't know about the sheep tag until results come out, it's my buddy's daughter or FIL's.
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buddy's making me a disco for fish and tripas. Now there's a vision, under the rotating disco ball, middle of the dance floor, Stx. Hair teased into a fro, double knit, bell bottom suit with ultra flash silk shirt, and platform shoes. Taking the Mrs. down memory lane.
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
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Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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Say, Chief.....if'n yer gonna wander around some you should ought to have a blanket...............
I got a sweet deal on some surplus blankets. He's gonna need some pillows, too.
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I didn't read much of this but....no fruit on pizza. What's a pizza without tomatoes?
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I like beer ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/wvhV68pc/hba3.jpg) And that's all I've got to say about that. This one is definitely German, happy now ? ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/VND90c4q/eNUpRbal.jpg)
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I like beer And that's all I've got to say about that. This one is definitely German, happy now ? Yowza! No REAL male on the planet cares what language she speaks with those lips! Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I like beer And that's all I've got to say about that. This one is definitely German, happy now ? Yowza! No REAL male on the planet cares what language she speaks with those lips! Geno Careful Geno, could be someone's wife. Did you mean those perky lips pulsing in the spandex?
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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I like beer And that's all I've got to say about that. This one is definitely German, happy now ? Yowza! No REAL male on the planet cares what language she speaks with those lips! Geno Careful Geno, could be someone's wife. Did you mean those perky lips pulsing in the spandex? I was thinking about the wife thing.........................for a minute before commenting. Whichever lips one prefers to concentrate on..............hers or her neighbors. Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I like beer And that's all I've got to say about that. This one is definitely German, happy now ? Yowza! No REAL male on the planet cares what language she speaks with those lips! Geno Careful Geno, could be someone's wife. Did you mean those perky lips pulsing in the spandex? I was thinking about the wife thing.........................for a minute before commenting. Whichever lips one prefers to concentrate on..............hers or her neighbors. Geno I'll bet, you were probably looking over your shoulder. That second set of lips pulsing in spandex is on the same female. Have another look.
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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It should be noted that I have not, and do not make fun of respective member's wives or children. I believe this to be tasteless, lowbrow humor and it is not in keeping with my exceptional wit and creative abilities.
"Consuela" is a fictitious name. It is not used to make fun of a man's wife, but rather the man himself.
Due to the inherent laziness of Californian's, this once great site has become a cesspool. A cesspool of twisted ideologies. A cesspool of obsessive behavior by the mentally unstable. A cesspool of people giving updates on blood work tests that nobody gives two flying fugks about. And now, it is even rumored to integrate with The Facebooks.
Obviously my presence on any website brings millions upon millions of views and replies to the respective web address. This results in monetary gain for the site owner. I can abide this no longer.
I bid you all adieu as I navigate the cyberspaces aimlessly and without a place to hang my Bear's hat.
I will post no more forever.
Chief 'Flave If only this were true........ Good riddance you pos..
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^ Mmmmmm. Caaaaa mel tooooooooeeeeee…. I don't care if she's married.
Good of you guys to bring some quality estrogen into this thread instead of just ballz' unending whining.
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I didn't read much of this but....no fruit on pizza. What's a pizza without tomatoes? Yep, you got me on a technicality. 😂
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I didn't read much of this but....no fruit on pizza. What's a pizza without tomatoes? Yep, you got me on a technicality. 😂 Cheese sticks?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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No reason for anyone to be mad. It's just words on the innernet.
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![[Linked Image]](https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/102984.jpg) Went out to look for cabinet today for a sheepherders project trailer I'm making, and found this old E.C. Atkins meat saw... 10 bucks Kent
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