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Crazy talk... Big Stick hunts & fishes more than all of us combined yet he has 30k post. he says I am a couch bound gkunt with a measly 4k + plus post.... see my post regarding toxicity...

You put yourself out there it's easy for people to snipe at you. You get sniped enough you get toxic. Hell, remember Bristoe and his way beyond funny brand of writing? The guy could have had his own tv show. Even he's pretty melancholy these days.

I know a lot of you are old and even still use flip phones, but post count kinda died with MySpace.

Because.... you know.... You can find the internet on a phone? That's in your pocket? All the time?

Uuum is that the secret to becoming a toxic poster?

I couldn't say because I can't relate to toxic posters.

I just joke around with people.

Sometimes those people have vaginas.

Five acres?

Hell, I raise five beeves each year on five acres of grass. And it eats a hell of a lot better than anything sold at the grocery. You, my friend, are doing something wrong.

I'm actually not melancholy at all. It's just that I've reached a place where I've done a lot of things I did until I'm done with 'em. I never want to touch a milling machine or a lathe again. I don't recall the last time I put together a round of ammo.

As for interactive internet,..I still read along a bit. But it's turned into Groundhog Day for me. (This thread is a good example)

Retirement and moving out here in the sticks probably has a lot to do with it all.

So have you had your tractor down to the beer store this week Bristoe?

I changed the oil in the Massey Ferguson. Its pulling duty in the hemp field.

Jesus is real. Jesus is Lord.

Very nice looking place.

So I've heard.

Surprise, surprise.

You need to spray that yard with some broadleaf.

That's an old photo. It needs a little paint too.

Cripes. I (we) have been mowing every two days this year. If we waited a week we could bale hay.

I read where you said that the other day. Winters like you had then grass growing like that? Can't wrap my head around it.

Welcome back. I too can't believe you don't raise beef in your yard! What a waste. I get a kick looking around the country. Some folks have the corral right by the house, some prefer a bit of space. To each his own I guess. We tried Guinea pigs. Stinky little fuggers are down the road. Like the place in the Doug fir..

I didn't mow my lawn today...........in circle or squares..................rectangles, obloids, parabolic arcs, tangentially, or using derivatives to calculate the shortest path of my lawnmower.

Tomorrow or Thursday will be lawn mowing. As for figuring out the shortest path with calculus, I probably don't even have to break out the slide rule anymore. I can probably take a picture of the yard and find an app at the google play store, show the app the picture, get a diagram and GPS coordinates, turn the GPS feature on in my phone (y'all don't leave that thing on all the time, do ya's? ), and duct tape the phone to the lawnmower handle and follow a curser.

Guys, it's 2109 or something, right? How hard can it be to figure out what geometric pattern you want to use to mow your lawn?

Buncha Luddites, probably still using fossil fuel in the mower even.

Geno

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