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There are only two kinds of cows, hungry cows, and dead cows. 
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Nah, there are gentle cows and mean sonsabitches.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Kahuna
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You forgot mad cows, and spooky cows...
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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The kind of cow that I hate the worst is the one I call a high headed cow. That's the one that when you get ready to work them, will throw her head up high and start looking for a place to go. I'm fortunate I guess, as I don't have one of those at the present time.
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Campfire Tracker
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According to Patrick F McManus, it was Fast Mean Cows and Slow Mean Cows......
Wollen nicht krank dein feind. Planen es.
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Campfire Regular
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All "cows" are female...
There's a joke somewhere in that?
Always drink upstream from the herd...cowdoc...
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The kind of cow that I hate the worst is the one I call a high headed cow. That's the one that when you get ready to work them, will throw her head up high and start looking for a place to go. I'm fortunate I guess, as I don't have one of those at the present time. We've got 6 goats left in a pasture because of a goat version of this. The rest were wormed and rotated to a different pasture weeks ago. We call her the psychotic-betch.... I think I'm going to have to shoot her to ever catch the others.
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Campfire Tracker
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There are only two kinds of cows, hungry cows, and dead cows. Neighbor would agree. His son fed the other morning. I went out and threw feed to the kids' calves and noticed one of the neighbor's cows laying down just across the fence. I texted him and told him he had a sick cow laying there. The neighbor has a night-job in town. Day or 2 later the neighbor tells me one of his cows was dead in a ditch, about 15 feet from where I saw the cow hanging out a couple days ago. She's deader than the proverbial mackerel.
Montana MOFO
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For me there are 2 kinds of cows:
Cows that are hands-off and do their job without any input from me
Cows that require regular attention and aren't worth having around.
Last edited by Tarkio; 11/03/19.
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Some cows require the regular attention of sic'in a pack of cowdogs on them and rubbing Cope in their eyes....
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