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Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage #14540043 02/04/20 Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 1,197 Southeast Arkansas B Buck720 OP Campfire Regular OP Buck720 Campfire Regular B Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 1,197 Southeast Arkansas Come on guys let’s see what y’all have Harder than a woodpeckers lips! Colder than a witches tits in a brass bra! You can paint a buzzard yellow and it still ain’t a damn canary!

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540046 02/04/20 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas As heavy as a dead Baptist preacher! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540051 02/04/20 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Meaner than switchgrass! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540060 02/04/20 Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,742 Iowa/NW Ontario W wabigoon Campfire Kahuna wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,742 Iowa/NW Ontario Sticker than a harrow at midnight. These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540067 02/04/20 Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 18,476 Colorado antlers Campfire Ranger antlers Campfire Ranger Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 18,476 Colorado It’s rainin’ like a cow peein’ on a flat rock. Every day on this side of the ground is a win.

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540071 02/04/20 Joined: Jun 2019 Posts: 9,908 H Hotrod_Lincoln Campfire Outfitter Hotrod_Lincoln Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Jun 2019 Posts: 9,908 "If his brain was gasoline it wouldn't run a pizz ant's motor scooter halfway around a BB!" Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540075 02/04/20 Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 24,370 7 700LH Campfire Ranger 700LH Campfire Ranger 7 Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 24,370 Chiteree I have a buncha of em, use em alla time, that's what common language is for, phuggabunch proper BS, in everyday life

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540093 02/04/20 Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 1,197 Southeast Arkansas B Buck720 OP Campfire Regular OP Buck720 Campfire Regular B Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 1,197 Southeast Arkansas Here is a pissing on a rock Flatter than pissing on a rock

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540096 02/04/20 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Im sure this one will raise a brow It’s raining pitchforks and ni66a babies!!! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540103 02/04/20 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Blacker ‘n Coalies azz Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540108 02/04/20 Joined: Jun 2019 Posts: 9,908 H Hotrod_Lincoln Campfire Outfitter Hotrod_Lincoln Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Jun 2019 Posts: 9,908 "He's about as sharp as a sack of bowling balls!" Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540112 02/04/20 Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,368 Idaho D drover Campfire Tracker drover Campfire Tracker D Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,368 Idaho A couple of my favorites - "You can't help those who won't help themselves" "Can't never got anything done" drover 223 Rem, my favorite cartridge - you can't argue with truckloads of dead PD's and gophers. 24hourcampfire.com - The site where there is a problem for every solution.

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540113 02/04/20 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,914 B Bearcat74 Campfire Tracker Bearcat74 Campfire Tracker B Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,914 If brains was dynamite you couldn’t blow your damn nose. When I die I hope I don't start voting democrat.

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540114 02/04/20 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 234 2 2sticks Campfire Member 2sticks Campfire Member 2 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 234 Shines like a dime in a goat's a$$.

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Hotrod_Lincoln #14540115 02/04/20 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Originally Posted by Hotrod_Lincoln "He's about as sharp as a sack of bowling balls!" A foghorn leghorn classic!! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540116 02/04/20 Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 1,197 Southeast Arkansas B Buck720 OP Campfire Regular OP Buck720 Campfire Regular B Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 1,197 Southeast Arkansas That ditch is tit high on a tall woman

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540124 02/04/20 Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,411 West, W. Fla. Republic O Old_Toot Campfire Ranger Old_Toot Campfire Ranger O Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,411 West, W. Fla. Republic Love is an abscess that most often starts in your head and burst in your ass. The degree of my privacy is no business of yours. What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540126 02/04/20 Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 4,293 Bothell, Washington R Remington6MM Campfire Tracker Remington6MM Campfire Tracker R Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 4,293 Bothell, Washington Harder than a payday dick. I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540132 02/04/20 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas One of momma’s favs Well pee or get off the pot! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage Buck720 #14540138 02/04/20 Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 9,596 Kentuck G gunzo Campfire Outfitter gunzo Campfire Outfitter G Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 9,596 Kentuck Harder than times in 1929. Harder than a wedding Richard. If his brains was gunpowder he couldn't load a 22. Slicker than snot on a door knob. Colder than a well diggers ass in the Klondike. As scarce as hens teeth.