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Come on guys let’s see what y’all have Harder than a woodpeckers lips! Colder than a witches tits in a brass bra! You can paint a buzzard yellow and it still ain’t a damn canary!
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As heavy as a dead Baptist preacher!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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Sticker than a harrow at midnight.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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It’s rainin’ like a cow peein’ on a flat rock.
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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"If his brain was gasoline it wouldn't run a pizz ant's motor scooter halfway around a BB!"
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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Chiteree I have a buncha of em, use em alla time, that's what common language is for, phuggabunch proper BS, in everyday life
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Here is a pissing on a rock Flatter than pissing on a rock
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Im sure this one will raise a brow
It’s raining pitchforks and ni66a babies!!!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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"He's about as sharp as a sack of bowling balls!"
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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Campfire Tracker
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A couple of my favorites -
"You can't help those who won't help themselves"
"Can't never got anything done"
drover
223 Rem, my favorite cartridge - you can't argue with truckloads of dead PD's and gophers.
24hourcampfire.com - The site where there is a problem for every solution.
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If brains was dynamite you couldn’t blow your damn nose.
When I die I hope I don't start voting democrat.
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Shines like a dime in a goat's a$$.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"He's about as sharp as a sack of bowling balls!" A foghorn leghorn classic!!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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That ditch is tit high on a tall woman
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Campfire Ranger
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Love is an abscess that most often starts in your head and burst in your ass.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Harder than a payday dick.
I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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One of momma’s favs
Well pee or get off the pot!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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Harder than times in 1929.
Harder than a wedding Richard.
If his brains was gunpowder he couldn't load a 22.
Slicker than snot on a door knob.
Colder than a well diggers ass in the Klondike.
As scarce as hens teeth.
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