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If A$$HOLES could fly, this place would be an airport
DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
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Triumpf is 50% TRY 50% Umpf,,,,
I AM AMERICA!
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If ignorance is bliss, your the happiest damn person I know.
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he's not worth the powder to blow him to hell
juice ait worth the squeeze.
dummer than a bag of hammers
busier that a one armed paper hanger
when the schit hits the fan
i gotta pi ss like a race horse
There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle----Robert Alden .
If it wern't entertaining, I wouldn't keep coming back.------the BigSky
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Hold em down so I can jaggof in their ear and shoot em some brains
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Finer than frog fur.
Slicker ‘n owl schidt
Busy as a one-legged man in an azz kickin’ contest.
Tighter than an ugly nun.
Close enough for government work.
She’s got no one to blame: she done greased her own dance floor.
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"Every day is a holiday, and every meal is a banquet."
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Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Guy at work smashed a finger.
Asked him later how it was feeling.
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Colder than a tin toilet in an igloo, so cold my fire froze, mosquitos so big they could stand flat footed and phug an ostrich. Axle deep to a ferris wheel, Azzhole deep to a tall giraffe.
Join the army and learn a trade.
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Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
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Do as I say not as I do
I ain’t a camel I drink often
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Finer than frog fur.
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