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Campfire 'Bwana
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That cheapskate is tighter than two coats of paint.
Son of a sawed off sack of Siberian Sheep snot.
Make Gitmo Great Again!!
Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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Shakin like a dog passin a peach seed
Last edited by robertham1; 02/05/20.
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Tighter than a bullfrogs azz.
Hungry enough to eat the north end of a south bound skunk.
Uglier than a bag of smashed azzholes.
Last edited by Ptarmigan; 02/05/20.
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Campfire Member
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What's cold, hard, black and juicy ? A woman heart.
NOVIT EMIM DOMINUS QUI SUNT EUIS {Arnauld Amalric} "Kill them all,God will know His." Never trust Horses ,Women and very few Mules.A good rifle will let in lots of AIR AND LIGHT.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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I’m happy as a puppy with two peters.
Or, happy as a dead pig in the sun.
But sometimes I get as confused as a blind queer at a weenie roast.
Last edited by Godogs57; 02/05/20.
You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Slicker than two eels f’in in a barrel of snot
You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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Posts: 59,161 Likes: 2
Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2001
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Snowin' like a bastid... Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn at times.. When ya got the bux - ya get the babes...
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Campfire Tracker
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Said when I’m astonished: We’ll butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Don't kick a 3-legged dog for running slow.
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Busier than a cat trying to cover crap on a hot tin roof.
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My grandpa talking about somebody,
" so bow legged he couldn't head a hog in ditch"
"...and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."
Luke 22:36
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Dec 2007
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Handier than a pocket on a shirt.
Blacker than a stack of black cats at midnight.
Harder than a bull's horn
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Posts: 69,389 Likes: 4
Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2006
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Triumpf is 50% TRY 50% Umpf,,,, You want triumph? Here it is....TR IUMP H
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Sep 2011
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Six of one, half a dozen of the other. As broad as it is long.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Like sticking a wet noodle up a wild cat's ass
Tighter than an nun's cµnt
Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn while standing inside
Last edited by OrangeDiablo; 02/05/20.
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery - Thomas Jefferson
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Campfire Savant
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Busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking party
Colder than a witches titty.
He ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer
She ain’t the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
She is so dam ugly, she would make a freight train take a dirt road.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Love you like a fat kid loves cake
Sweatin like a mennonite doing math
I got a crap on deck that would choke a donkey
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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She is so ugly, she make a blind man cshit a white blackbird
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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That’s as hard as a preachers dick
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Shît flows downhill, payday’s on Friday
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