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Campfire Savant
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The lord gives, the lord takes away!
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Campfire Savant
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It’s better to be lucky than good any fuucking day!!
That’s my favorite !!
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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get.
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That boy is meaner than a snake!
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I learned him everything I know and he still don’t know nothin!!!
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Campfire Ranger
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Buck720: The innocuous statement I find myself making the most over the last 22 years (since I retired!) is "what price range is this"! Another of my favorite things to say when fussing around Hunting camp or fixing/moving things at a "Colony Varmint stand" is "this is temporary". I no longer speak politely to demonrats and of late I find myself replying to them thusly: "you are full of bullshit"! Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
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Campfire Outfitter
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"Don't burn your bridges..."
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch"
"Too many irons in the fire"
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Campfire Savant
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You wanna play, you gotta pay.
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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He’s got more money than sense!
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Tracker
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Here are a few my Dad used to say...
That just makes my azz want a dip of snuff!
I had my azzhole skin grafted to my eyelids and it gave me a shiddy outlook on life...
shaking like a dog shidding a peach seed!
She's so uptight you couldn't drive a flax seed up her azz with a sledgehammer....
I strained so hard lifting that you could cut donuts off my azzhole…
he got the [bleep] so bad he could crap through the eye of needle at 30ft..
He was drunk as a peach orchard boar hog...
She had a face as long as three rainy days...
He had a penis the size of a $20 roll of nickles…
That smells like a fat woman fanning her skirts...
I better stop there or I'm going to get in trouble...lol
Last edited by Jim_Knight; 02/05/20.
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Campfire Savant
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You have more excuses than Carter had pills.
My grandmother used to say that!
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Not all who wander are lost.
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I’m loose as a goose today!
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Turn your mouth off and your ears on!
Wifey got pissed the first time I told her that!
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Hornier than a 10 peckered billy goat.
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Campfire Tracker
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Crookeder than a dogs hind leg, he'd steal the pennies off a dead man's eyes.
even a blind nut finds a squirrel sometimes
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet -General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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Not all who wander are lost. like my guide said: We not lost, we here (pointing at ground). Trail lost....
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet -General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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Hornier than a horny toad!
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