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If all else fails, read the directions.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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She's ugly enough to stop a freight train.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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He's dumber than a thimble full of owl schit.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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Campfire Ranger
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Gayer than a bag of dicks.
Dumber than a football bat.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Fear the crabcat.
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Campfire Ranger
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If she'll fug you, she'd fug anyone!
or If she will fug ME on the first date, she would fug anyone. (Not that there is anything wrong with that, just don't fall in love with her.)
If she will leave him for you, she will leave you for the next one.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Campfire Savant
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Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
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Campfire Savant
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It’s fixing to come a turd floater!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I'll take slumlord's "runs downhill, payday on Friday" one step further my plumber/pipefitter dad taught me................Always wash your hands before lunch.
Said to you by a friend when he notices you looking at a gal that's out of your league.
"That gal's got so much class she probably gets out of the shower to pee."
"Thought" as when some ones says... "But I thought"..............answer= "Yeah, he thought he farted but he scheidt his pants."
Boomers will understand:
"That information and a dime will get you a phone call"
My parent's age group: "That information and a nickel will get you a glass of beer"
And, as my Mexican foreman used to say in the bakery when we got it just right:
"Perfect, just like my verga"
Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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It's darker than ten feet up a bull's ass
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Old timer at work told me this one and I've been using it a lot lately:
If you're looking for sympathy, try the dictionary
right there between schitt and syphilis
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'The Best Way To Get Rid Of A Temptation Is To Yield To It'
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Campfire Regular
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Colder than a well diggers ass in Alaska
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"If Uncle Sam thought you needed a wife, he would have issued you one!"
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Sober up a horse thief and what do you have? A sober horse thief.
Hope I didn't overlook this one on someone else's post,
Can't squeeze blood from a turnip.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Toes forward is better that toes upwards.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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As welcome as a turd in the punch bowl
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Nothing good happens after midnight
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Hit you so hard your grandma's dentures will fly out
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Taste so good you’ll slap yo mama
Hey watch this, hold my beer
Boy I’ll tell you what
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