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$20! I wouldn’t pay $20 to see an ant eat a bail of hay!
America, Our Country and we’re taking it back.
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He's not very good but he sure is slow.
He does it nice cause he does it twice.
Quality takes time .....but not that much time.
Just cause we're here all day doesn't mean it should take all day.
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them.
You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend."
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My dick is so hard, it would scratch diamonds!
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If a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his butt when he jumps.
Here’s a dime, go call somebody that gives a $hit..
$hit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first.
No such thing as a free lunch. Used to be a favorite Top Gun saying in dealing with energy management (altitude or airspeed).
When speaking of a head-on, first pass in ACM (especially in an F-4).....If you ain’t mach at the pass, you ain’t $hit.
Don’t worry about the mule. Load the wagon.
When measuring very accurately...right down to the gnat’s butt.
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Nuttier than an outhouse on a peanut farm
It’ll make your babies come out naked
He’ll give you lots of input but you can’t get any output
Last edited by 16penny; 02/05/20.
Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow
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Hit him so hard his kids were born with stars in their eyes
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Madder than a gut-shot grizzly.
Imagine a corporate oligarchy so effective, so advanced and fine tuned that its citizens still call it a democracy.
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Harder than a hammered cat turd
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If I had a face like that I'd shave my ass and walk backwards
A face that only a mother could love
About as handsome as the south end of a north bound mule
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She's so fine I'd swim through an ocean of gasoline with a blow torch in my mouth just to kiss the head of the pecker of the guy that flocked her in the ass last night.......
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Sailors and salt water can screw up anything.
I am full as a tick
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Aim small, miss small
There's a lot of room around 'em
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Aim small, miss small
There's a lot of room around 'em That reminded of one over a urinal. Stand close..............it's smaller than you think. Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Your a legend in your on mind!
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"A small leak will sink a great ship" Ben Franklin
Patriotism (and religion) is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Jesus: "Take heed that no man deceive you."
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A running horse never plowed a field.
Uglier than a mudhen.
A farting horse will never tire, a farting man is the man to hire.
Tighter than a bull's ass in fly time.
Fits like a fist in the eye.
It's not the hole that rots, it's the post.
Viagra: Like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
Heard in Canada offering the Indian guide water, "Beer good enough."
My other auto is a .45
The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price has faded from memory
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Fûck, Fight or hold the Light.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Lots of favorites. Least favorite is "You can't eat them horns."
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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