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Campfire Savant
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Well, just fuuck me to tears
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Posts: 505
Campfire Regular
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When you lay down with the dogs, you get up with the fleas.
And from my sweet grandmother: "I wouldn't give him air if he was in a jug"
Increasing my post count so people will buy stuff from me
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Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 489
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Does Raggedy Ann have a Cotton Crotch
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Posts: 2,693
Campfire Regular
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My sig line: "You can no more tell someone how to do something you've never done, than you can come back from somewhere you've never been..."
You can no more tell someone how to do something you've never done, than you can come back from somewhere you've never been...
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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From my Grandpa: "Ringier than a pet coon"
As in: that goofy mother fu(k<r is "ringier than a pet coon"
You can no more tell someone how to do something you've never done, than you can come back from somewhere you've never been...
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Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 2,693
Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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From my mentor:
Dayum, it's colder out there than a (unt full of cracked ice!!!
You can no more tell someone how to do something you've never done, than you can come back from somewhere you've never been...
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Colder than a well digger's ass! - James Quick
Line up ass hole to belly button. - Marine DI
She's so ugly the sun refuses to shine. - Clarence Lucky
Old blind sow finds an acorn now and then.
Using a condom is like taking a shower with a raincoat on - Lynn Quick
Cuter than a bug's ear. - Foreman Scotty
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on his not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Don’t matter where your at there you are
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Posts: 1,509
Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Drop your cocks and grab your socks.
Dumber than dumb, and that's pretty dumb.
Lick me.
Old guy, old guns.
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Posts: 28,411
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Doing a good job around here is like pissin on yourself with a pair of dark pants on. Gives you a temporary nice warm feeling but no one else even notices.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Posts: 351
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My neighbor friend from boyhood would say, "might as well, cant dance".
Last winter we had a couple mornings around -20 F. The old airport bum told me "at least the mosquitoes ain't bad".
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
Joined: Apr 2011
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I can’t sing, can’t dance, bet I can whip yo ass!
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Posts: 419
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Sun shines on the dogs backside every now and then.
Look with your eyes not your brain.
If it doesn't smell fresh don't eat it!
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Posts: 12,664
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Looks like a rooster's butt at poke berry time. - Bright red lipstick
Want in one hand and crap in the other and see which fills first.
He's so tight you could stick a lump of coal up his azz and two days later have a diamond.
If you can't see the serial number you're too young. - condoms
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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