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Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14588004 02/19/20
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

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Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14588019 02/19/20
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14588081 02/19/20
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Chuck Norris just called me a few minutes ago. He was shaking in his boots hoping we were still friends. That should be the end to this thread!

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14588146 02/19/20
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Tough guys sleep with a gun under the pillow. Chuck Norris uses a gun for a pillow.

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14588281 02/19/20
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Chuck doesn't mind coal in his stocking at Christmas. He squeezes them into diamonds.

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Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: papalondog] #14588296 02/19/20
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Originally Posted by papalondog
Chuck Norris just called me a few minutes ago. He was shaking in his boots hoping we were still friends. That should be the end to this thread!


You're not Gunner.


Nobody spends somebody else�s money as carefully as he spends his own.
The U.S Government has a unique capacity for getting things upside down.
Milton Friedman.

Go quiet or full tilt, just don't get caught in the middle of the stupids. DD
Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: antelope_sniper] #14588313 02/19/20
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Chuck uses stunt doubles in his movies - for the crying scenes.

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14588375 02/19/20
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14588379 02/19/20
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom to the hospital

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14588390 02/19/20
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chuck has muscles in his [bleep]

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Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14589570 02/20/20
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Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: natman] #14589718 02/20/20
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Chuck Norris can see a Black Hole.

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14589746 02/20/20
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.


The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14589749 02/20/20
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.


The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14589755 02/20/20
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My personal favorite is that Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.


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- Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon
Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14589803 02/20/20
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14590202 02/20/20
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Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: wabigoon] #14590311 02/20/20
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This is really , really sad.

All these people thinking Chuck Norris is something that he is not , some kinda super hero / superman.

Meanwhile , there's Chuck , down on his hands & knees , scrubbing the toilet at Jerry Miculek's house.


Mike


Always talk to the old guys , they know stuff.

Jerry Miculek
Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: 6mm250] #14590332 02/20/20
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Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes? [Re: slumlord] #14590386 02/20/20
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