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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris just called me a few minutes ago. He was shaking in his boots hoping we were still friends. That should be the end to this thread!
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Tough guys sleep with a gun under the pillow. Chuck Norris uses a gun for a pillow.
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Chuck doesn't mind coal in his stocking at Christmas. He squeezes them into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris just called me a few minutes ago. He was shaking in his boots hoping we were still friends. That should be the end to this thread! You're not Gunner.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Chuck uses stunt doubles in his movies - for the crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom to the hospital
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chuck has muscles in his [bleep]
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Last edited by natman; 02/20/20.
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Chuck Norris can see a Black Hole.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
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My personal favorite is that Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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This is really , really sad.
All these people thinking Chuck Norris is something that he is not , some kinda super hero / superman.
Meanwhile , there's Chuck , down on his hands & knees , scrubbing the toilet at Jerry Miculek's house.
Mike
Always talk to the old guys , they know stuff.
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