Welcome...You meet all the guests here?
There’s Valsdad-Geno, he’s a good dude, lives in NorCal loves his wife and smokes weed- medicinal weed, allegedly, I meant to say. He’s been around. Smarter than the average bare. Good dude. I like G, he’s ez going...Reminds me of a young Shaman. You piss him off, and it takes some doing - He’ll educate you on why you’re a dumbfùck in a very succinct, condensed written way...Laffin
Then we have OT-Old Toot. He’s from Dixie Country. Smart fella. Loves dueling by Fencing and is deadly with a Rapier. Consider yourself warned...He wants to go bare hunting with FB2, but needs a yellow urberlauncher first...You got one for sale?
Rooster is around here somewhere. He’s a hoot. Good dude! He’ll kick you in the ballz for being stupid or mean, or just to do a “cup-check” to make sure you’re ready to play the game.
AlwaysOD is a playful old boy...He’ll stir your drink for you with his cock and laugh while you drink it. Trickster 4sure from Tennessee. I think he recently discovered shoes are better than going bear foot...PS, word nazi...word play on Bare-Bear
Salty way over there^^^^^^^is hilarious. He’ll tell a tale and in the end, it will have you in bed with your sister, but it’s okay, because you were elk hunting and it was cold...Or, was it?
Kingston, where’s Kingston? Well Shît! He left the party early, again. You have a question about anything from why the world spins on an axis to which load should work best in your Ruger RAR...Scratch that! Which load would work best in your $4500 custom build-he’ll know the answer.
Umm, I’m missing someone...Oh, The Pastor Wabigoon. He’s around, usually in the early morning then throughout the day. He’s goes to bed early because his days are always full of spreading the word and light of our Saviour Jesus Christ to all of us through threads he posts...Wabi is our resident Super Star and pathfinder to salvation...Amen.
Crap, I almost forgot Roy...Firball2. Roy and me share the same homeland. He’s waaay down South of me. Roy is a good person... He’s a little sanctimonious, a smidge arrogant, a tinge of an elitist, a spoonful of full of shît and he suffers like a women giving birth to a rocking chair every other month. Roy is an excellent bare hunter and black tail deer hunter. He sucks at elk hunting.
I like Roy, even though he thinks I don’t...Hopefully you will too - every other month.
Then we have our Guest of Honor Tom2Six4...Wow! What can I say that hasn’t already been said. Tom’s been around the block more than a few times. He may have lost a clutch, tranny and a couple of wheels over the years. But, he’s resilient. If you look into the distant past, Tom had a decent success rate as a hunter...He’s taking a few hits to the front and rear that have left a mark. He’s tried to buff em out, but the damage is still there...Most of us hope he’ll just buy a new truck and get back on the dirt roads to hunting and leave the past hits behind.
Me? I just hand out programs and welcome new people to the Fire. Welcome AKCHOPPER and Fûck You!
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