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The SEX ban has been implemented....... #14708164 03/26/20
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at my house! No cooperation whatsoever! mad


Critical thinking not needed.

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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708168 03/26/20
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Get back into the truck ! Lot lizards are still working !

Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708180 03/26/20
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If it's a small load, do it your self. If necessary, pour lots of beer on your hand prior to starting. For a threesome, pour beer on both hands.


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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708266 03/26/20
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Thanks for the great ideas!


"Maybe someday" I was told... She works at a hospital and isn't feeling like getting close. WTF?


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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708278 03/26/20
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Wiminns.....That’s how they roll. 😎


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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708286 03/26/20
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my wife is bored so I'm turning into Al Bundy over here now.


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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708315 03/26/20
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Imagine the college kids...
Deprived of campus nookie parade by the liberals who run the schools.
Sent to be locked down in the basement at their parents house...
Imagine what will happen when they are let loose!


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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708320 03/26/20
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And this is different than the past few decades in what way? There's a food that's been proved repeatedly to destroy a woman's sex drive- - - -it's called "wedding cake"!


Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: KFWA] #14708328 03/26/20
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Originally Posted by KFWA
my wife is bored so I'm turning into Al Bundy over here now.



Not a bad "problem" to have.


Clyde


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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708336 03/26/20
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Don't tell her where your getting it.

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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708337 03/26/20
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My buddy sez he uses a full body haz-mat suit, rubber gloves, face mask etc. during sex.
I said "How 'bout your partner?" He sez "What partner?".


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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: BLG] #14708340 03/26/20
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Originally Posted by BLG
Originally Posted by KFWA
my wife is bored so I'm turning into Al Bundy over here now.



Not a bad "problem" to have.


Clyde



I guess, I'm gonna take her fishing to mix things up a bit


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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708346 03/26/20
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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Thanks for the great ideas!

"Maybe someday" I was told... She works at a hospital and isn't feeling like getting close. WTF?

It’s for your own good!


If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708351 03/26/20
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Sex??? What's that???


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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708354 03/26/20
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I mean it's not like I want intimacy or anything.


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Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Thanks for the great ideas!

"Maybe someday" I was told... She works at a hospital and isn't feeling like getting close. WTF?

It’s for your own good!
Yep. I wouldn't be going near my old lady right now if she worked in a hospital. Probably make her sleep out in the shed.

Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708364 03/26/20
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After a while, you will really begin to appreciate it!


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Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708370 03/26/20
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Only have sex after a smoke and I gave them up 40 years ago. SOS!


Never take life to seriously, after all ,no one gets out of it alive.
Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708372 03/26/20
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The other day, someone said that he wondered how big the baby boom was going to be nine months from now.

Another guy said he wondered how many divorces there would be nine months from now.


The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Re: The SEX ban has been implemented....... [Re: MtnBoomer] #14708391 03/26/20
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