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It's obvious some guys are pissing booze or cocaine or meth or maybe a combination of drugs and meth. Put up a note and make peeing in the urinal a contest. Winner for the fastest time to cut a urinal cake in half. Winner for the biggest donut hole in a urinal cake.
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Shooting, fishing and hunting
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If your hose is short or your pump weak, step up so you don't pizz on your feet.
That's all I got.
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I'm sure there is Milwaukee’s Best 15pk somewhere.
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Good word Shaman, "scrofulous" and I'd never heard it used in conjunction with a bathroom. First time I'd ever heard it was when our 7th grade teacher used it pertaining to the "literature" that some of us were reading. As to the original observation. It has a lot to do with the bore diameter and higher velocity. Ever watch an 8 year old? They can pee over a 6' high fence. Now contrast that to you standing behind the old guy using the urinal. You'd swear the guy was milking a cow. The pecker pump ain't what it use to be.
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The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price has faded from memory
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Why did you use the word "scrofulous" to describe the restroom? Do you work a lot crossword puzzles?
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Other Thoughts at the Urinal
by RR
A benefit of being man
Is the option: sit or stand.
And pee he can, quite happily;
In repose or vertically.
The lesson of an aging man
When at the urinal he stands
Aimed across the room no more
He’s lucky if he hits the floor.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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”Damn, the only person I can please with ‘this’ thing is me...!”
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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At 71, my fire hose doesn't have anywhere near the pressure it used to. At least it still runs on demand.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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You know, this extraordinary urinal cake cutting ability could be a team effort.
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Why did you use the word "scrofulous" to describe the restroom? Do you work a lot crossword puzzles? I was thinking in terms of it being filled with filth and corruption.
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What compels people to compliment a man from the next urinal over? Keep your eyes on your own junk!
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Heard from an impatient guy back in the line at halftime in stadium bathroom:
"If you shake that more than 3 times, you are playing with it"
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You know, this extraordinary urinal cake cutting ability could be a team effort. New Olympics event!.
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The last thing you ever want to hear at the urinal -
"Hey man, nice watch..."
Me
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Be like dad
not like sis
raise the lid
before you piss.
that's all I got.
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No matter how you shake
and how you dance
The last drop always falls in your pants
From my HS football coach:
If you shake it more that twice you're playing with it
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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The last thing you ever want to hear at the urinal -
"Hey man, nice watch..." It’s WAY better than “Hey man, nice dick...”
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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Funny subject, a while back my PC boss told me that a woman can do anything a man can. I laughed, he said you don't believe that? I said show me one who can write her name in the snow with the yellow flow then I might believe that. He shut up real quick after that ,now he don"t talk to me anymore. 31 days and 2.5 hrs to retirement wahoo! F**king A MB
" Cheapest velocity in the world comes from a long barrel and I sure do like them. MB "
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Growing up fishing with my Grandpa,
He had two old fishing buddies who while taking a leak one would say: "Damn water's cold"
to which the other would reply: "And deep!"
Cant remember their names, but I cant forget that banter. I probably heard it a 100 times.
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You can piss in London, you can piss in France, but if you don’t piss here you’ll piss you’re pants!
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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