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Gave the preacher a ride one day & we hadn't gone a mile when I saw a cat on the side of the road. Knowing I couldn't do my usual to swerve & run over it, I had to kinda ease over to the side of the road. Acting distracted, all the while getting closer to the cat & all the time talking to the preacher when all the sudden I heard a big thump. I said oh my gosh, I didn't hit that cat did I preacher?
He said no, but you got close enough that I could nail the sumbitch with the door.
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Sorry, IB about you losing your pussy...Condolences. Beaver ππ
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog βMolon Labeβ
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I wish my cats would die.
"I never thought I'd live to see the day that a U.S. president would raise an army to invade his own country." Robert E. Lee
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Campfire Tracker
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I've always been allergic to cats......
Will be printing this thread off for all cat lovers I know...
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Campfire Outfitter
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Gave the preacher a ride one day & we hadn't gone a mile when I saw a cat on the side of the road. Knowing I couldn't do my usual to swerve & run over it, I had to kinda ease over to the side of the road. Acting distracted, all the while getting closer to the cat & all the time talking to the preacher when all the sudden I heard a big thump. I said oh my gosh, I didn't hit that cat did I preacher?
He said no, but you got close enough that I could nail the sumbitch with the door. I heard the same joke involving a preacher, a gas can, and a jogger. π
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Campfire Kahuna
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How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I've run over just about everything in a truck, but cats are VERY hard to hit. π
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Out of context jive speak...
"I'd hit that"....
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Just yesterday I stopped in at several places in town, where I'd been on Monday. The garage door opener had fallen off the visor en route, and I'd forgotten to pick it up when I got to the first store and apparently kicked it out somewhere. That anyone would have turned it in was only a remote possibility... . Worth checking but I have a spare. Back at home, I was looking for my wife's debit card that SHE lost somewhere, and I found the fallen remote down between the seats.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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OP just got a cyber kick to the nads.
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TV has become nothing more than the Petri dish where this country grows its idiots.
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I wish my cats would die. They probably feel the same about you. Cats are too smart for some people.
TV has become nothing more than the Petri dish where this country grows its idiots.
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Good for you! Congratulations!!
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Campfire Oracle
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How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
Soak it in gasoline and toss a lit match.
WOOF!!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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How do you make a dog sound like a cat.
Freeze it and put it through a band saw...... Meeeeeeow!
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Kind of hoped someone else knew the follow up!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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That classic title dates me a bit. "101 Uses of a Dead Cat"
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