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Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14923102 05/29/20
Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 9,596 Kentuck G gunzo Campfire Outfitter
gunzo Campfire Outfitter G Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 9,596 Kentuck	Gave the preacher a ride one day & we hadn't gone a mile when I saw a cat on the side of the road. Knowing I couldn't do my usual to swerve & run over it, I had to kinda ease over to the side of the road. Acting distracted, all the while getting closer to the cat & all the time talking to the preacher when all the sudden I heard a big thump. I said oh my gosh, I didn't hit that cat did I preacher? He said no, but you got close enough that I could nail the sumbitch with the door.

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Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14923140 05/29/20
Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 23,506 Oregon Beaver10 Campfire Ranger
Beaver10 Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 23,506 Oregon	Sorry, IB about you losing your pussy...Condolences. Beaver 😔😎 Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”

Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14923200 05/29/20
Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 20,888 Deer Park, Tx R Reloder28 Campfire Ranger
Reloder28 Campfire Ranger R Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 20,888 Deer Park, Tx	I wish my cats would die. "I never thought I'd live to see the day that a U.S. president would raise an army to invade his own country." Robert E. Lee

Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14923206 05/29/20
Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 4,356 SCgman1 Campfire Tracker
SCgman1 Campfire Tracker Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 4,356	I've always been allergic to cats...... Will be printing this thread off for all cat lovers I know...

Re: My Cat Died..... gunzo #14923686 05/30/20
Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 7,616 Alabama M mirage243 Campfire Outfitter
mirage243 Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 7,616 Alabama	Originally Posted by gunzo Gave the preacher a ride one day & we hadn't gone a mile when I saw a cat on the side of the road. Knowing I couldn't do my usual to swerve & run over it, I had to kinda ease over to the side of the road. Acting distracted, all the while getting closer to the cat & all the time talking to the preacher when all the sudden I heard a big thump. I said oh my gosh, I didn't hit that cat did I preacher? He said no, but you got close enough that I could nail the sumbitch with the door. I heard the same joke involving a preacher, a gas can, and a jogger. 😁

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Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14923751 05/30/20
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,098 In the Swamps DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna
DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,098 In the Swamps	How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up! I am..........disturbed. Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain

Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14923974 05/30/20
Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 7,616 Alabama M mirage243 Campfire Outfitter
mirage243 Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 7,616 Alabama	I've run over just about everything in a truck, but cats are VERY hard to hit. 😁

Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14924013 05/30/20
Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,067 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger
OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,067	Out of context jive speak... "I'd hit that".... -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14924521 05/30/20
Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 32,074 Kenai Peninsula, AK L las Campfire 'Bwana
las Campfire 'Bwana L Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 32,074 Kenai Peninsula, AK	Just yesterday I stopped in at several places in town, where I'd been on Monday. The garage door opener had fallen off the visor en route, and I'd forgotten to pick it up when I got to the first store and apparently kicked it out somewhere. That anyone would have turned it in was only a remote possibility... . Worth checking but I have a spare. Back at home, I was looking for my wife's debit card that SHE lost somewhere, and I found the fallen remote down between the seats. The only true cost of having a dog is its death.

Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14924594 05/30/20
Joined: Feb 2016 Posts: 17,818 Armpit of midwest H hookeye Campfire Ranger
hookeye Campfire Ranger H Joined: Feb 2016 Posts: 17,818 Armpit of midwest	OP just got a cyber kick to the nads.

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Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14924607 05/30/20
Joined: Oct 2017 Posts: 1,672 W windridge Campfire Regular
windridge Campfire Regular W Joined: Oct 2017 Posts: 1,672	TV has become nothing more than the Petri dish where this country grows its idiots.

Re: My Cat Died..... Reloder28 #14924616 05/30/20
Joined: Oct 2017 Posts: 1,672 W windridge Campfire Regular
windridge Campfire Regular W Joined: Oct 2017 Posts: 1,672	Originally Posted by Reloder28 I wish my cats would die. They probably feel the same about you. Cats are too smart for some people. TV has become nothing more than the Petri dish where this country grows its idiots.

Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14924629 05/30/20
Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 3,557 D Dryfly24 Campfire Tracker
Dryfly24 Campfire Tracker D Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 3,557	Good for you! Congratulations!!

Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14924896 05/30/20
Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,180 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender OP Campfire Oracle
OP ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,180 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn...	How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Soak it in gasoline and toss a lit match. WOOF!! If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14930356 06/01/20
Joined: May 2007 Posts: 1,083 Australia R rockdoc Campfire Regular
rockdoc Campfire Regular R Joined: May 2007 Posts: 1,083 Australia	How do you make a dog sound like a cat. Freeze it and put it through a band saw...... Meeeeeeow!

Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14931095 06/01/20
Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,180 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender OP Campfire Oracle
OP ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,180 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn...	Kind of hoped someone else knew the follow up! If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: My Cat Died..... ironbender #14933033 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 29,837 Burns/Hines, Oregon, USA 1minute Campfire Ranger
1minute Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 29,837 Burns/Hines, Oregon, USA	That classic title dates me a bit. "101 Uses of a Dead Cat" Last edited by 1minute; 06/01/20. 1Minute

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