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Mine thinks that I only have one Beretta 390!
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Mine thinks that I only have one Beretta 390! Lol...same! 🤣
Fear the crabcat.
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You're boning a married Woman ? Lot more to the story but, yes. There always is......
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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"The Warden" even knows, pretty much, how much I paid for the guns - and a basic time frame. Not that I kept anything a secret, but memory doesn't work as well (when there are so many)
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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You're boning a married Woman ? Lot more to the story but, yes. Is her husband a friend of yours?
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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Campfire Kahuna
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You're boning a married Woman ? Lot more to the story but, yes. Yup, me too! Me 3.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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One thing you can always find on the 'fire, class. GD
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What's a secert? I don't have a wife but every one of my past girlfriends have lied to me. My current woman is married but I've known her for most of my life. I guess you could say I am the secert. An old man once told me...If you want to live to be an old man. Don't fool around with a married woman or electricity. .
In God We Trust
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Campfire 'Bwana
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my wife doesn't know (or care) of my most recent purchase yep......hand cannon.....
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Campfire 'Bwana
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my old lady is pretty damn special she lets me do as i please as long as there are no problems at home.
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God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Iffin UR needin a 9.......... big 19 rd mags though........
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Campfire Kahuna
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It's a fat fingered Secret.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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What's a secert? I don't have a wife but every one of my past girlfriends have lied to me. My current woman is married but I've known her for most of my life. I guess you could say I am the secert. FishinHank smellin like fish, more than we thought.
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Campfire Kahuna
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My wife and I have no secrets.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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The combinations to the safes and that a friend/coworker is the beneficiary to a small life insurance policy. My wife will get the combinations upon my death providing I don't get them to her sooner and my wife will get enough from my pension, investments, and sale of toys that she will not even notice the insurance policy.
My coworker, on the other hand, would get a semester or more of college out of the policy. Providing I die sometime soon. Otherwise, it goes into a fund to be used towards a home, health, further education of her or her kids, or retirement. I am not having an affair with her, she is a real fireball who works a full and a part time job to put herself through vetinary school without taking out a loan. That she has this focus and ambition while still remaining fun to be around I feel should have a reward of some type.
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Can't tell Fubarskette I got a new gat.
She'll take it and shoot the barrel out.
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Girlfriends lie? Like crossties on a railroad. The best thing that may have happened to me was when she dumped me, The real best thing was when my lovely said, 'Yes".
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
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Just today I walked into the room, my wife say's... over there... what?... your shoes... like you know what I 'm looking for... she just rolled her eyes.
She knows all and sees all, I'd have to ask her if I had any secrets.
Kent
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I've misplaced a small gift I bought my wife. I can't ask her help look for it now, can I. More seriously, the only things I don't tell her are about pleasent surprises. You good folks? There is a new Samsung S20 sitting in the cupboard waiting for a case to arrive in the mail...my wife hasn't a clue it is there for her. She has an old phone that frankly isn't up to the task so I thought this would be nice for her. I try to put what coin we have spare in to making life easier, particularly for my wife. I have been working each second weekend for the past few months to provide the extra little niceties for my girls.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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