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I used to have a sister in law that taught high school Spanish and could not converse in Spanish. I once had a group of Mexican tree planters that were fishing without licenses. They came up with the no speak English protest. I got my sister in law on the cell phone and told her to explain to these folks that they had to go to the store up the road and buy non-resident license. She told me "oh no I can't do conversation". I got the waitress at the local Mexican restaurant to teach me enough to ask a Mexican for a fishing license. After that they would usually admit to understanding English. I would get an "oh sh-t" look from them when I said "licencia de pesca".


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. . . and when the teacher tries to take control, somebody get up and demand that the winners of the "essay contest" read their entries. Have everyone write absolutely the most bizarre German drivel they can manage and read them to the class as if it was a most serious homework assignment.


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Originally Posted by shaman
This was my grandmother's favorite song. It would please me greatly to know kid's compatriots had chased that teacher singing it:



After all, it is Oktober!!!!!😁😁😁


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Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester

"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

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When all else fails, pass a copy of Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland (German Translation) around and take turns reading from it out loud.

Whatever happens, refuse to speak English to the teacher during class.

Take control. Do not be swayed.

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Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester

"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

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pretty much


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Maybe German poetry in the form of a limerick.

There once was a man from Munich...


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From the Napoleonic wars. Lützlow’s



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Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester

"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

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Originally Posted by Hastings
I used to have a sister in law that taught high school Spanish and could not converse in Spanish. I once had a group of Mexican tree planters that were fishing without licenses. They came up with the no speak English protest. I got my sister in law on the cell phone and told her to explain to these folks that they had to go to the store up the road and buy non-resident license. She told me "oh no I can't do conversation". I got the waitress at the local Mexican restaurant to teach me enough to ask a Mexican for a fishing license. After that they would usually admit to understanding English. I would get an "oh sh-t" look from them when I said "licencia de pesca".


Yep, there's Spanish then there's spanish. Friend of mine minored in Spanish. Lived a year in Spain. He speaks Spanish. He went with another friend to Mexico. He could mostly figure out what they were saying but could not converse so they could understand him.

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Originally Posted by jorgeI
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For Jorge!


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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

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Or how about a discussion of "What is your favorite Einstürzende Neubauten song and why?"



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. . . or put on an impromptu rendering of this:



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. . . or how about a little comedy:



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I wasn't raised to be a racist. [bleep] made me a racist. I know very few blacks that are not racist. That after years working in the city and then 24 years working in a prison. I have nothing for a black and unfortunately it is not easy to stop being on guard if a black is near me in a social situation even going to the store in my small community. And they repeatedly reinforce my ideas. In April I went to Walmart and was social distancing in the checkout line and a black woman stuck her cart in the space between my cart and the checkout and started slamming her stuff on the belt. Didn't think my SIG P220 would be welcome so I just let her do it. If I daid anything it would be uncomplimentary. Someone should tell them if they don't want to be called [bleep] don't act like one!!! Be Well, RZ.


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Not for the faint of heart! But damn funny!!



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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

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Originally Posted by CashisKing
My son is in 10th Grade.

He is in his sixth week of school.

It is a very wealthy School District.

He is taking German III.

His previous German teacher quit last year.

His new German teacher does not speak a word of German. The teacher was a diversity hire.

I have become vocal how about this anomaly and been called a racist. My insistence that a German teacher actually speak German has been called "Hate speech".

Observing his math coursework virtually on the computer it is my belief that is math teacher would be unable to balance a checkbook if their life depended on it.

Honest question, is it racist to expect a plumber to know how to plumb pipe?

Is it racist to expect a doctor to know to how to use a stethoscope?

Is it racist to think that we need school vouchers now?

Your opinion matters.





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To the tune of Meatloaf's "Everything Louder than Everything Else."

Wasted youth! Wasted youth!

I know that I will never be politically correct
And I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette
As far as I'm concerned, the world could still be flat
And if the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back
If the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back . . .


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Vergeudete Jugend! Vergeudete Jugend!

Ich weiß, dass ich niemals politisch korrekt sein werde
Und mir ist mein Mangel an Etikette egal
Für mich könnte die Welt immer noch flach sein
Und wenn der Nervenkitzel weg ist, ist es Zeit, ihn zurückzunehmen
Wenn der Nervenkitzel weg ist, ist es Zeit, ihn zurückzunehmen

Wer bin ich? Warum bin ich hier?
Vergiss die Fragen, jemand gibt mir noch ein Bier
Was ist der Sinn des Lebens, was ist der Sinn von allem?
Du musst tanzen lernen, bevor du krabbeln lernst
Du musst tanzen lernen, bevor du krabbeln lernst

Melden Sie also alle Ihre rohen Rekruten an,
Wirf diese Designeranzüge weg
Du hast deine Waffen gespannt,
Ihre Ziele im Visier
Irgendwo auf der Welt tobt eine Party
Du musst deinem Land dienen,
Muss dein Mädchen bedienen
Sie sind alle in den Armeen der Nacht eingetragen

Und ich bin nicht wegen der Macht dabei,
Und ich bin nicht für meine Gesundheit dabei
Ich bin überhaupt nicht zum Ruhm da
Und ich bin sicher nicht für den Reichtum dabei
Aber ich bin dabei, bis es vorbei ist und ich einfach nicht mehr aufhören kann
Wenn du es schaffen willst,
Du musst es selbst tun
Und ich mag meine Musik, wie ich mein Leben mag
Alles lauter als alles andere,
Alles lauter als alles andere,
Alles lauter als alles andere,
Alles lauter als alles andere,
Alles lauter als alles andere,
Alles lauter als alles andere,

Vergeudete Jugend! Vergeudete Jugend!
Vergeudete Jugend! Vergeudete Jugend!

Sie haben eine Akte über mich und sie ist eine Meile lang
Und sie sagen, dass sie alle Beweise bekommen haben
Dass ich nur ein weiterer Fall von Entwicklungsstillstand bin
Und nur eine weitere verschwendete Jugend

Sie sagen, dass ich radikale Disziplin brauche
Sie sagen, ich muss mich der Wahrheit stellen
Dass ich nur ein weiterer Fall von Entwicklungsstillstand bin
Und nur eine weitere verschwendete Jugend

Sie sagen, ich bin wild und ich bin rücksichtslos,
(wild, wild, wild)
Ich sollte in meinem Alter handeln
Ich bin ein beeindruckbares Kind in einer turbulenten Welt
Und sie sagen, ich bin in einer schwierigen Phase

Aber es scheint mir das Gegenteil zu sein
Von all dem Mist, den sie auf die Seite bringen werden
Dass eine verschwendete Jugend bei weitem besser ist
Als ein weises und produktives Alter
Eine verschwendete Jugend ist bei weitem besser
Als ein weises und produktives Alter
Eine verschwendete Jugend ist bei weitem besser
Als ein weises und produktives Alter
Eine verschwendete Jugend ist bei weitem besser
Als ein weises und produktives Alter
Eine verschwendete Jugend ist bei weitem besser
Als ein weises und produktives Alter
Eine verschwendete Jugend ist bei weitem besser
Als ein weises und produktives Alter

Wenn Sie meine Ansichten der Geschichte wollen
Dann gibt es etwas, das Sie wissen sollten
Die drei Männer, die ich am meisten bewundere
Sind Curly, Larry und Mo!
Wenn Sie sich keine Sorgen um die Zukunft machen,
Früher oder später ist es Vergangenheit
Und wenn sie sagen, der Nervenkitzel ist weg,
Dann ist es Zeit, es zurückzunehmen
Wenn der Nervenkitzel weg ist,
Dann ist es Zeit, es zurückzunehmen

Melden Sie also alle Ihre rohen Rekruten an,
Wirf all diese Zwei-Bit-Anzüge weg
Du hast deine Waffen gespannt,
Ihre Ziele im Visier
Irgendwo auf der Welt tobt eine Party
Du musst deinem Land dienen,
Muss dein Mädchen bedienen
Ihr seid alle in die Armeen der Nacht aufgenommen

Und ich bin nicht wegen der Macht dabei,
Und ich bin nicht für meine Gesundheit dabei
Ich bin überhaupt nicht zum Ruhm da
Und ich bin sicher nicht für den Reichtum dabei
Aber ich bin dabei, bis es vorbei ist und ich einfach nicht mehr aufhören kann
Wenn du es schaffen willst,
Du musst für dich selbst kämpfen
Und ich mag meine Musik, wie ich mein Leben mag

Alles lauter als alles andere
Alles lauter als alles andere
Alles lauter als alles andere


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If you're white, you're racists, unless you loan blecks your wife.


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Just embrace it. The Communists aren't going to allow you to *not* embrace it, so do it up right for them.

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Originally Posted by kaywoodie
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That bier would pass south of Düsseldorf.

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