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LOL

we had adopted this female miniature collie. She apparently had had a previous thing with anytime a vehicle, a lawnmower, a weed wacker fired up she would go ape-shît and run around it like 25 times.

My chocolate lab right off the bat would snatch her ass up off the ground and sling her about 3-4ft whenever she did that.

Well, once again, mrs slumlord (she kills all of our pets) started up the car put it in reverse, the little collie started going bonkers and my chocolate slung her up under the back wheel. Ran head over and squiished it like a grape.

was a stupid dog anyway. We were setting off fireworks. I lit this big 25 shot roman candle rocket multiple launch system lol
I lit it and ran back to the porch, she passed me going the other way towards it. Grabbed it by the corner, that thing was firing fireballs off in all directions. I had to run back out and tackle her before it caught her shaggy hair on fire. She would attack the weed wacker.

His son prolly flipped the guy off guy off just like in his avatar,

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree . . .

I wish people would JUST SHUT UP and do what they are suppose to DO and get out of the way. At the grocery check out, in the drive up line. Just randomly in the middle of the street, any time there is more than two cars with in 10 feet of each other you have creep along any more because morons don't know the required protocol for a common high way and motor vehicle. Instead they will just sit there behind their tinted windows flailing their arms nonsensically when all the really need is take their F'ing turn and GET OUT OF THE WAY.

If you don't know what you want at McDonalds by the time you are old enough to drive, then don't get in line. You'll have ten minutes of waiting to count out all your pennies, get it done.

If you want to do me a random act of kindness to assuage your own guilt of some past sin, THEN GET OUT OF THE WAY.