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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
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This girl haunts me a little been two years. The kid was magnificent. I tell myself don't be sad that it's gone, just be happy it happened. LOL
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Well....they say statutory is the best kind.


Jeanine, she was 28 at the time.


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Thats what they always say.....


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No Ragrets.....we don’t need no stinkin’ Ragrets.


�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.

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Originally Posted by pahick
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First, I totally know what you’re saying. I was all about “bros before hos” and “bro code” until I found out the hard way that I took it way more seriously than others.

Second, your story had me so caught up that I thought there was gonna be a punch line at the end!


The punch line is.....im afraid I never grew up, that ill never stick with one woman. That if I do, ill settle because I phugged up with the ones I should have been with.


“Though its been a while now,
I can still feel so much pain,
Like a knife that cuts you, the wound heals,
But the scar, that scar remaiiiiiiiinssssss....”

- Bret Michaels

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Well yeah, but just women.

You know, the ones who promised to the world, family and GOD to love, cherish, honor and uughhi obey.

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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

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Originally Posted by Bristoe
50 is a bit late for the midlife crisis thing.

Yep, at 30 you can move up or down a few years and still have a great looking woman. At 50 you had best ride what brought you to the dance. You’re waistline and hairline are up you’re options realistically are down.. unless you’re that guy from TX with a pet fox and a hot deckhand.

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Originally Posted by TheLastLemming76
Originally Posted by Bristoe
50 is a bit late for the midlife crisis thing.

Yep, at 30 you can move up or down a few years and still have a great looking woman. At 50 you had best ride what brought you to the dance.


At 65 you just want to live in a van down by the river.

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Originally Posted by Gooch_McGrundle
Originally Posted by pahick
Originally Posted by Gooch_McGrundle
First, I totally know what you’re saying. I was all about “bros before hos” and “bro code” until I found out the hard way that I took it way more seriously than others.

Second, your story had me so caught up that I thought there was gonna be a punch line at the end!


The punch line is.....im afraid I never grew up, that ill never stick with one woman. That if I do, ill settle because I phugged up with the ones I should have been with.


“Though its been a while now,
I can still feel so much pain,
Like a knife that cuts you, the wound heals,
But the scar, that scar remaiiiiiiiinssssss....”

- Bret Michaels



You get it dude!

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Originally Posted by TheLastLemming76
Originally Posted by Bristoe
50 is a bit late for the midlife crisis thing.

Yep, at 30 you can move up or down a few years and still have a great looking woman. At 50 you had best ride what brought you to the dance.


Be nice to do some riding.


Ecc 10:2
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Originally Posted by Bristoe
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Originally Posted by Bristoe
50 is a bit late for the midlife crisis thing.

Yep, at 30 you can move up or down a few years and still have a great looking woman. At 50 you had best ride what brought you to the dance.


At 65 you just want to live in a van down by the river.


My dads 71, married 4 times. This last one he banged in high school, she left her old man for dad when she found out he got divorced. Dudes a stud lol ....aint over til its over

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Originally Posted by Gooch_McGrundle


Dude im gonna have to go get drunk and phugg a fat chick if you keep nailin it lol

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Originally Posted by Gooch_McGrundle


Good song. Right there with GnR Sweet Child O’ Mine and Patience

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Originally Posted by pahick
Originally Posted by Bristoe
Originally Posted by TheLastLemming76
Originally Posted by Bristoe
50 is a bit late for the midlife crisis thing.

Yep, at 30 you can move up or down a few years and still have a great looking woman. At 50 you had best ride what brought you to the dance.


At 65 you just want to live in a van down by the river.


My dads 71, married 4 times. This last one he banged in high school, she left her old man for dad when she found out he got divorced. Dudes a stud lol ....aint over til its over


Well,...if you say so. But my regrets are the years that were spent so focused on getting laid that I couldn't concentrate on anything else,.....and they lasted a long while.

I don't miss that state of mind.

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WORLDSTAR !!!! LMFAO


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Motley Crue Kickstart my Heart and Nothin’ but a Good Time are both good skimp busters.

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Sounds like she went Black and didn't come back. lol


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Originally Posted by AKCHOPPER
Sounds like she went Black and didn't come back. lol


FU...thats funny schitt tho laugh

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