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My mama used to say, “you’re wishing your life away”.

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She was right.

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Originally Posted by efw
My mama used to say, “you’re wishing your life away”.

Now I WISH I could hear her say it one more time so I could tell her I’ll try to be present in the moment and enjoy the present more.

She was right.

My dad used to warn me against that.


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Clarification: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades and nuclear weapons

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Originally Posted by crittrgittr
I'm as old as my hair and a little older than my teeth ( my gramps used to say that when people asked him how old he was)

Dad would say, “older than I’ve ever been”!

And when asked the time, later than it’s ever been.


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