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Talking to someone that is an idiot "did your parents ever have a kid that lived?"
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Outfitter
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my old man used to say "you'd complain with a loaf of bread under each arm". i think it was a depression reference.
My diploma is a DD214
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Dumber than a hundred head of sheep.
I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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My mama used to say, “you’re wishing your life away”.
Now I WISH I could hear her say it one more time so I could tell her I’ll try to be present in the moment and enjoy the present more.
She was right.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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My mama used to say, “you’re wishing your life away”.
Now I WISH I could hear her say it one more time so I could tell her I’ll try to be present in the moment and enjoy the present more.
She was right. My dad used to warn me against that.
Romans 5:1
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Tighter than dick’s hatband
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
Good enough for government work Clarification: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades and nuclear weapons
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Good enough for the girls I go out with....
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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'We don't smoke, and we don't chew, and we don't go out with the girls that do."
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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You stepped in what?
Like herding cats
S hit a brick
Haul ass, haul ass! - Pappy
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Your back don't hurt you ain't old enough to have a back!
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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I'm as old as my hair and a little older than my teeth ( my gramps used to say that when people asked him how old he was)
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"If she smokes, she pokes."
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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When answering yes to a question👇🏻 "Is a frogs ass water tight?"
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Gonna hit ya so hard.... you gonna have to unbutton yor britches to see where ya going!
Slick as putting socks on a rooster!
Does a bear chit in the woods? (for a yes answer)
Rich as 4' up a bulls butt
He's gone to crawfishing (backing out of what one said)
Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist
Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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I'm as old as my hair and a little older than my teeth ( my gramps used to say that when people asked him how old he was) Dad would say, “older than I’ve ever been”! And when asked the time, later than it’s ever been.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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You'll be a man yet, before your mother.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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